My co-worker is a tiny tuxedo kitten who will Not let me pick her up!
I think that constitutes a hostile work environment!
Kato lies on the floor not 5 feet away and makes stinky dog farts all day. THAT is definitely a hostile work environment. Good thing he's so cute.
Why didn't I give myself time to fix another iced coffee to bring in with me?! I had so much time. And now am stuck and under caffeinated (if amused by kitten antics like falling in a bowl of water while trying to scale a bookcase).
I gave the kitten a wadded up piece of paper. This will keep both of us entertained for hours! We are simple lasses.
he can no doubt look forward to a babyhood full of gorgeous and totally improbable lullabies.
I do enjoy imagining this. Making up lullabies is even fun for those of us without talent.
I am doing nothing but making calls in between work meetings trying to wrangle insurance, and then once that's under control, I get to move on to wrangling the move since I just got the assessment & quote.
Do I really need to get $500,000 liability? I don't think I do, right?
Do I really need to get $500,000 liability? I don't think I do, right?
I'm trying to imagine scenarios where you'd need that much insurance. Like you accidentally drop a fridge on a dinner guest?
Do I really need to get $500,000 liability? I don't think I do, right?
I'm trying to imagine scenarios where you'd need that much insurance. Like you accidentally drop a fridge on a dinner guest?
Your pet kaiju eats several babies?
You accidentally build a nuclear reactor?
This reminds me of the topic that came up at lunch: Improbable Subjects for Broadway Musicals. Our inaugural one was The Tenerife Airport Disaster.