I'm working at my friend's pet store today (in exchange for pet supplies)
My eye slipped and I read it as "in exchange for PUPPIES"
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 23, 2015 7:52:35 am PDT #1429 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Steph L. - Jul 23, 2015 7:52:52 am PDT #1430 of 30003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My co-worker is a tiny tuxedo kitten who will Not let me pick her up!
I think that constitutes a hostile work environment!
Kato lies on the floor not 5 feet away and makes stinky dog farts all day. THAT is definitely a hostile work environment. Good thing he's so cute.
lisah - Jul 23, 2015 7:57:29 am PDT #1431 of 30003
Punishingly Intricate
Why didn't I give myself time to fix another iced coffee to bring in with me?! I had so much time. And now am stuck and under caffeinated (if amused by kitten antics like falling in a bowl of water while trying to scale a bookcase).
lisah - Jul 23, 2015 7:58:54 am PDT #1432 of 30003
Punishingly Intricate
I gave the kitten a wadded up piece of paper. This will keep both of us entertained for hours! We are simple lasses.
Laura - Jul 23, 2015 8:14:39 am PDT #1433 of 30003
Our wings are not tired.
he can no doubt look forward to a babyhood full of gorgeous and totally improbable lullabies.
I do enjoy imagining this. Making up lullabies is even fun for those of us without talent.
shrift - Jul 23, 2015 8:19:07 am PDT #1434 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am doing nothing but making calls in between work meetings trying to wrangle insurance, and then once that's under control, I get to move on to wrangling the move since I just got the assessment & quote.
shrift - Jul 23, 2015 8:23:35 am PDT #1435 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Do I really need to get $500,000 liability? I don't think I do, right?
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2015 8:26:12 am PDT #1436 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do I really need to get $500,000 liability? I don't think I do, right?
I'm trying to imagine scenarios where you'd need that much insurance. Like you accidentally drop a fridge on a dinner guest?
Steph L. - Jul 23, 2015 8:31:04 am PDT #1437 of 30003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Do I really need to get $500,000 liability? I don't think I do, right?
I'm trying to imagine scenarios where you'd need that much insurance. Like you accidentally drop a fridge on a dinner guest?
Your pet kaiju eats several babies?
Dana - Jul 23, 2015 8:33:23 am PDT #1438 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You accidentally build a nuclear reactor?