Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.

'Hell Bound'


Marvel Universe: Infinite Chrises

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Steph L. - Mar 26, 2019 11:13:24 am PDT #2553 of 4006
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Look, I am down for more than three hours, but even I might need to invest in Depends.

I have to plan my fluid intake that day very carefully.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 26, 2019 11:14:55 am PDT #2554 of 4006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm making a note not to drink anything for a couple hours before start time, and passing on the concession stand big gulp soda.


Jessica - Mar 26, 2019 11:16:29 am PDT #2555 of 4006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

if they just got rid of those looooong brooding shots

I'm not sure Terrence Malick knows you're allowed to leave those out.


Connie Neil - Mar 26, 2019 11:18:16 am PDT #2556 of 4006
brillig

Yeah, there aren't the predictable "Oh, yay, Arwen's on the screen, I can go pee" moments. I don't think I sat through the entierty of any of her scenes in the theatre after the first viewing.


Steph L. - Mar 26, 2019 11:22:38 am PDT #2557 of 4006
I look more rad than Lutheranism

if they just got rid of those looooong brooding shots

I'm not sure Terrence Malick knows you're allowed to leave those out.

Those shots are genuinely the only thing I remember from that movie. So maybe it's good that he left them in?


Atropa - Mar 26, 2019 11:32:46 am PDT #2558 of 4006
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I want intermissions to come back for long movies.


Vonnie K - Mar 26, 2019 11:37:48 am PDT #2559 of 4006
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I find most of Terrence Malick films eye-rolly (granted, I haven't seen Tree of Life, which is... YEP, over 3 hours long) but the man used to know how to include those long lingering shots *and* make it a reasonable length. Days of Heaven, which is gorgeous and which I still think is his best film, is like 90-something minute long.

Sigh. I found Infinity War pretty tiring (I didn't really care for it and had about 3x more fun watching Ant-Man and the Wasp to be honest) and fully expect to be exhausted watching Endgame.


Toddson - Mar 26, 2019 11:44:48 am PDT #2560 of 4006
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I once sat through the director's (Bertolucci's) cut of 1900, which I believe came in at 4 hours 20 minutes ... there WAS an intermission.


DavidS - Mar 26, 2019 12:01:15 pm PDT #2561 of 4006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Longest movie I watched in a theater was the Italian movie Tree of Wooden Clogs. It was more than 4 hours long. (Masterpiece, though, if you've never seen it. Better to treat it like a short miniseries.)

The longest I've ever sat through anything though was watching the entire Singing Detective miniseries at the SF Film Fest with the producers there for the Q&A. There was a break for dinner in the middle for that.


Jessica - Mar 26, 2019 12:05:23 pm PDT #2562 of 4006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the longest movie I've watched in a theater was Belfast, Maine (4+ hourlong documentary). It was exhausting but also amazing.

I don't expect that kind of artistry from Endgame, and so I would like it to be shorter!