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'War Stories'


Marvel Universe: Infinite Chrises

Discussion of all Marvel Cinematic Universe related movies and TV shows, including, but not limited to, the Avengers, Captain America, Agent Carter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, etc., etc., etc. ad-infinitum.

Discussion of non-MCU Marvel titles like the X-Men or the Fantastic Four is also permitted. Ties to comics may be discussed, but this is not the primary forum for comics discussion (see the Other Media thread).

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Vonnie K - Mar 26, 2019 11:37:48 am PDT #2559 of 4006
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I find most of Terrence Malick films eye-rolly (granted, I haven't seen Tree of Life, which is... YEP, over 3 hours long) but the man used to know how to include those long lingering shots *and* make it a reasonable length. Days of Heaven, which is gorgeous and which I still think is his best film, is like 90-something minute long.

Sigh. I found Infinity War pretty tiring (I didn't really care for it and had about 3x more fun watching Ant-Man and the Wasp to be honest) and fully expect to be exhausted watching Endgame.


Toddson - Mar 26, 2019 11:44:48 am PDT #2560 of 4006
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I once sat through the director's (Bertolucci's) cut of 1900, which I believe came in at 4 hours 20 minutes ... there WAS an intermission.


DavidS - Mar 26, 2019 12:01:15 pm PDT #2561 of 4006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Longest movie I watched in a theater was the Italian movie Tree of Wooden Clogs. It was more than 4 hours long. (Masterpiece, though, if you've never seen it. Better to treat it like a short miniseries.)

The longest I've ever sat through anything though was watching the entire Singing Detective miniseries at the SF Film Fest with the producers there for the Q&A. There was a break for dinner in the middle for that.


Jessica - Mar 26, 2019 12:05:23 pm PDT #2562 of 4006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the longest movie I've watched in a theater was Belfast, Maine (4+ hourlong documentary). It was exhausting but also amazing.

I don't expect that kind of artistry from Endgame, and so I would like it to be shorter!


Jesse - Mar 26, 2019 12:10:14 pm PDT #2563 of 4006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Shir, I feel like the US government *in the 90s* was a very different world in that regard. I wouldn't be surprised if there were masses of paper records sitting somewhere at that time, because they had the space and that's easier than doing anything else with them, no?

Sort-of example: when I went to grad school in 2004, my childhood medical records were unavailable to me, because the paper files had been archived. When I went back to the same health center I went to as a child, in 2010, the records had been digitized. Not the government, but still! My paper files from childhood apparently sat somewhere for 30 years!


Shir - Mar 26, 2019 12:41:37 pm PDT #2564 of 4006
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Jesse, I have no idea. It makes a lot of sense if it's an archive and they have the space for it. The thing is, in this case, it isn't organized as an official archive. (Also: they have reels, not just paper, so they are transferring information to magnetic media). And if it is not an archive, there's really no reason to waste money on Hollinger boxes for paper to sit and wait in when it can sit and wait in regular boxes/folders.

So... maybe, information-wise, they are a stop in the supply chain, but not the end of it. I just want to know who is in the end of that chain and to what end, because this whole floor? Is not the end of the supply chain of the information stored there (if and only if the classification is mostly alphabetical according to what was on screen. Or that they have connections to a very cheap signage factory and a lot of people to move boxes between shelves and build new shelves every quarter.)


Steph L. - Mar 26, 2019 1:01:08 pm PDT #2565 of 4006
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The new posters for Endgame show who lived (color) and who died (b/w): [link] I feel like this is the first confirmation we have that Pepper survived (so maybe we get Rescue in Endgame???). Also Valkyrie, which: WOOT!!! And I assume it confirms that Loki really is dead (there are a LOT of theories on the ol' interwebs that he didn't really die in Infinity War).

It also reminds me that I don't give a single crap about Vision.

t edit I thought these posters were the first confirmation that Shuri died (I am NOT okay with that), but Victor said on FB that one of the trailers showed her among the pictures of those who got dusted. I didn't notice that at all (obviously), so the posters broke the news to me.


Sheryl - Mar 26, 2019 1:03:08 pm PDT #2566 of 4006
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

I was unhappy that apparently Shuri got snapped, partly because it happened off-screen, and partly because I really wanted a tech snark-off with Tony, Shuri and Rocket.


Steph L. - Mar 26, 2019 1:04:14 pm PDT #2567 of 4006
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I was unhappy that apparently Shuri got snapped, partly because it happened off-screen, and partly because I really wanted a tech snark-off with Tony, Shuri and Rocket.

Agreed, on both counts. Also because I really wanted her to suit up as Black Panther since T'Challa got dusted.


DavidS - Mar 26, 2019 2:25:41 pm PDT #2568 of 4006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also Valkyrie, which: WOOT!!!

Have you seen Brie Larson and Tessa Thompson on Twitter trading fan art back and forth of Valkyrie and Captain Marvel in various cute clinches? [link]