River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


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amych - Apr 18, 2022 4:29:27 pm PDT #1664 of 2216
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I don't think the fanart even counts as slashy if it's all actual text, maybe?

You are, of course, entirely correct.

Not slashy fanart. Just beautifully queer as fuck fanart. Now I'm crying again, because for all the shit fandom has both seen and had to answer for over the years, my god, this time we got the win.


-t - Apr 18, 2022 4:37:27 pm PDT #1665 of 2216
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"So subtext we know. But what do you call the message or meaning that's right there on the surface, completely open and obvious?"


JZ - Apr 18, 2022 4:45:22 pm PDT #1666 of 2216
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

On rewatching, I'm also becoming fond of Fang (Izzy's portly white-bearded henchman who dimples up and gets all flustered when Lucius asks if anyone has ever told him he has lovely cheekbones (and who cried about having to put down Mrs. Pitts, because "we go to different heavens!"). He's all gruffly generic snarling-henchman in the beginning, but the longer he's on the Revenge the more of a soft doting utter elder muffin he becomes.

And MR. BUTTONS- I can’t believe Calico Jack killed his gull friend. And I wanted Olivia (the gull wife/girlfriend) to peck him to death!

I love that all the other humans call him Buttons, but when we got a peek at the gull-to-human subtitles we saw that Karl and Olivia know him as Nathaniel.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2022 5:02:04 pm PDT #1667 of 2216
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I love that all the other humans call him Buttons, but when we got a peek at the gull-to-human subtitles we saw that Karl and Olivia know him as Nathaniel.

Yes! And I do love that Stede calls him “Mr. Buttons” and everyone else just “Buttons”.

I also love Fang. The different heavens thing kills me!

I think they are the two I would get in a “Which character are you?” Quiz.


Kate P. - Apr 18, 2022 5:36:48 pm PDT #1668 of 2216
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I think Frenchie is my favorite crew member. Or Oluwande. Can't decide! I love Frenchie's combo of goofball and deadpan, plus his musical talents, and Olu is definitely the kindest and most responsible. I hope he gets to captain his own ship someday, if he wants to.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2022 5:45:56 pm PDT #1669 of 2216
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I love Frenchie’s continued fear of cats!

I just realized Buttons reminds me of Richardson in Deadwood, for Deadwood watchers.

I think the actual best humans are probably Olu and Frenchie. Not sure of my favorite, still.


JZ - Apr 18, 2022 5:52:28 pm PDT #1670 of 2216
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Roach has some great moments too. I’ve watched him bounce that sandwich off Izzy’s forehead like 19 times, and I love when Lucius and his dead finger flee he leans out his little half window calling, “It was only a dream, come back!”


JZ - Apr 20, 2022 8:00:24 am PDT #1671 of 2216
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ugh, someone on Twitter pointed out that with his last actions Ed not only went full-bore Blackbeard but went out of his way to specifically destroy the remaining happy couples. Two people dumped on an island, with their partners either pitched overboard or imprisoned under armed guard.


Jessica - Apr 20, 2022 8:11:22 am PDT #1672 of 2216
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

DH and I watched Ep8 last night and on the one hand the last two eps are so good (KISS ON THE BEACH. THE WIDOW BONNET.) but on the other hand I kind of want to stop watching now before anything bad happens? At least until S2 is announced?

went out of his way to specifically destroy the remaining happy couples

UGH, DAMNIT ED.


Dana - Apr 20, 2022 8:21:45 am PDT #1673 of 2216
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

went out of his way to specifically destroy the remaining happy couples

RUDE.