Here's a new one, from my boss on a conference call:
"So who's the one neck to choke on this [if X doesn't get done]?
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Sep 19, 2014 8:13:18 am PDT #6538 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
shrift - Sep 19, 2014 8:13:32 am PDT #6539 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
the day after I started taking a diuretic for my newly-discovered hypertension.
Hypertension high-five!
...too soon?
I am going to engage in some retail therapy for somehow making it through this week of enormous deadlines. I need a new messenger bag, so I'm thinking this: [link]
And maybe some extra flaps: [link]
Steph L. - Sep 19, 2014 8:14:30 am PDT #6540 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hypertension high-five!
Go Team Hypertension!
(I finally went to get blood drawn this morning for that damned cholesterol test. I sure hope that 9 months of oatmeal almost every morning plus lots more veggies and coconut oil brought my level down by the 9 [NINE!] frigging points that will keep the doctor happy.)
Dana - Sep 19, 2014 8:18:25 am PDT #6541 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Aw, I'll miss your purple bag.
Zenkitty - Sep 19, 2014 8:24:41 am PDT #6542 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
The hypertension isn't worrying me, really. If all it takes to fix it is taking a water pill, eating less salt, and getting a little more exercise, you know, I could have worse problems.
How long does a stomach bug usually last? 48 hours? I'm going back to bed. Hopefully without barfing on the way.
Jesse - Sep 19, 2014 8:30:58 am PDT #6543 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Just in case our techy job-seekers haven't seen that Reverb is hiring: [link] They are open to remote workers.
shrift - Sep 19, 2014 8:38:37 am PDT #6544 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Aw, I'll miss your purple bag.
The brand discontinued the style, so I'll hang on to the purple bag if I can figure out how to clean it since I can't get a new one. It's pretty grody.
-t - Sep 19, 2014 9:28:16 am PDT #6545 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Sweet messenger bags.
I have been admiring Sherpani bags in various styles when I see them in stores, but I do not need any sort of bag for any reason at all probably for the rest of my life. Huge surplus at my house.
shrift - Sep 19, 2014 9:51:52 am PDT #6546 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I finally went to get blood drawn this morning for that damned cholesterol test.
Ugh, I need to do that sometime soon. Which means I need to start laying off the baked goods immediately and give myself enough time to recover from eating all the bacon and poutine this week.
-t - Sep 19, 2014 9:59:03 am PDT #6547 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm getting a little tired of all this work I seem to be expected to do while I'm at work. 5 days in a row is too much.