See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Sep 19, 2014 4:06:40 am PDT #6511 of 30000
information libertarian

Dear Universe, this is what I want. I want an 1800+ square foot house, with 3 bedrooms and 1.5+ baths. I want a lot that's 50x120+. I want it in Clifton Gaslight, ideally on a good street, like Wood or Whitfield, but I'd settle for near Oakley (like Drake) or Hyde Park fringe (like Kendall). A bungalow would be ideal, but I'd be happy with a tudor or foursquare or anything predating 1940. It would be better to have fewer larger rooms than many small rooms; a well-laid out house means a lot. It can need cosmetic fixes as much as you want, but shouldn't need more than 1 of new roof/new furnace/etc. Knob and tube wiring and structural problems are right out unless the price is really low. Pluses would include off-street parking, a working fireplace, and a screened porch (hey, a girl can dream). I don't give a shit about granite counters, a finished basement, or decks. And it needs to cost under $300K. I know this is a lot to ask, but I've been a very good girl.


Dana - Sep 19, 2014 4:11:01 am PDT #6512 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I think it's time for south Texas to start building an ark.


-t - Sep 19, 2014 4:17:25 am PDT #6513 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, Sparky. Yay, puppy!

All toads are named Trevor.

Except the ones named Toad.

Jesse, won't your calendar figure that out for you, if you let it?


-t - Sep 19, 2014 4:30:45 am PDT #6514 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Y'all. I do not have any lunches made. I'm at a loss.


Jesse - Sep 19, 2014 4:36:46 am PDT #6515 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, won't your calendar figure that out for you, if you let it?

Oh snap -- I never noticed the Time Zone setting thing. I will totally use that moving forward. It's got to be better than counting on my fingers!


-t - Sep 19, 2014 4:40:11 am PDT #6516 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think I have repurposed enough Second Breakfasts to get through the day. Crisis averted


billytea - Sep 19, 2014 4:46:22 am PDT #6517 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

All toads are named Trevor.

Ever the Trevor, never the Clyde.


bon bon - Sep 19, 2014 5:11:41 am PDT #6518 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I did the same thing as Jesse yesterday and had to work it out on notepad."let's see, he wants to meet at 1:30 his time… "


Jesse - Sep 19, 2014 5:16:25 am PDT #6519 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am constantly writing out charts of what time it is where, because I am often trying to coordinate conference calls across three time zones. Just the other day, it was one person in London, one in Siberia, and us in Boston!


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2014 5:17:19 am PDT #6520 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sometimes when working out timezone issues I picture a map in my head and think, "East coast--sun rises earlier there" or "The UK is a lot east of us..."