I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Sep 16, 2014 6:39:10 pm PDT #6331 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Allyson, you have shiny hair and are one of the funniest people around. Also, we miss you around here!


P.M. Marc - Sep 16, 2014 6:39:58 pm PDT #6332 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

You're incredibly smart, and incredibly brave. You're also pretty, funny, and remarkably kind.


Burrell - Sep 16, 2014 6:43:07 pm PDT #6333 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You deserve more than just kind words, Allyson. You've touched so many people with your kindness and your generosity and your love.


brenda m - Sep 16, 2014 6:44:14 pm PDT #6334 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm so proud of you I can't even say. Also you have a fantastic garden and seriously awesome dogs.


Typo Boy - Sep 16, 2014 6:44:21 pm PDT #6335 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Allyson you are passionate, brilliant, witty and often wise.


bon bon - Sep 16, 2014 6:46:13 pm PDT #6336 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Allyson, the night I had dinner with you, ita and Kristen was the funniest group of girls I'd ever been with-- I really wish we could do it again.


Allyson - Sep 16, 2014 6:46:20 pm PDT #6337 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I don't want to end up a homeless person. This is all so surreal. Three times a week a huge rabbi looking guy sends electric shocks through my brain. If this doesn't work I'll end up on lithium. I'm so tired and afraid.


sarameg - Sep 16, 2014 6:50:31 pm PDT #6338 of 30000

This is doable. Hard, but doable and you are very good at that. And you do it with sparkly shit and pretty pots and gardens and rescuing critters and the turn of the word. And being an amazing friend. It's an impressive feat and it is in you, always has been.


sarameg - Sep 16, 2014 6:56:10 pm PDT #6339 of 30000

Dude, no fucking way we'd let you end up homeless.

Your brain is kinda literally afire right now. It's scary. And probably doing some weird ass feedback shit that is not terribly comforting, I dunno. Just..the next thing in front of you. Love you.


Allyson - Sep 16, 2014 7:02:44 pm PDT #6340 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Part of it is the memory issue. My mom is here and I don't know how she got here. I don't understand a lot of what's happening around me.