I want Baby House to toddle cantankerously through the place. Though, she said pedantically, Baby House wouldn't have a cane. Though we could get him one.
edit: And didn't Dr. Oz use to be moderately respectable?
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2014 8:16:40 am PDT #5039 of 30000
brillig
amych - Aug 28, 2014 8:20:33 am PDT #5040 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cashews are totally awesome for depression. Not actually curative, mind you, but sometimes a lovely handful of buttery-tasting salty fats is just the thing.
tommyrot - Aug 28, 2014 8:22:22 am PDT #5041 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, JZ, the problem is that doctors mistakingly put their faith in the "scientific method', instead of the woo people who properly believe in "whatever makes me feel good."
JZ - Aug 28, 2014 8:22:37 am PDT #5042 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh, no, no - they're chemically equivalent to Prozac, and you can totally stop your ADs and pop two handfuls of cashews a day and get exactly the same benefits, only now you're free of the iron grip of Big Pharma!
JZ - Aug 28, 2014 8:22:38 am PDT #5043 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
-t - Aug 28, 2014 8:23:51 am PDT #5044 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Mmm, cashews. Yum.
Possible downside to using GotG soundtrack a my workout playlist: I end up humming Hooked on a Feeling all day. Mind you, this is not a downside for ME, but probably annoying to my cube-neighbors.
-t - Aug 28, 2014 8:24:40 am PDT #5045 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
What will hazelnuts cure me of? Because I have those handy right now. might as well cure something.
Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2014 8:24:50 am PDT #5046 of 30000
brillig
Chanting "Oooga chuka" all day will get you stared at.
Amy - Aug 28, 2014 8:27:19 am PDT #5047 of 30000
Because books.
Will generic Froot Loops cure something? Because I have some of those.
tommyrot - Aug 28, 2014 8:32:14 am PDT #5048 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Will generic Froot Loops cure something? Because I have some of those.
As long as they're generic they'll cure bad stuff. Real Fruit Loops don't do anything because those are made by Big Breakfast.