Well, I finally got a good reason to stop following a particularly New Agey whoo-whoo person on Facebook. In addition to perky and sharing of inspirational quotes, she thinks comparisons of Hilary Clinton and Hitler are hysterical. Buh-bye!
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Aug 27, 2014 7:27:01 pm PDT #5029 of 30000
brillig
brenda m - Aug 27, 2014 8:51:44 pm PDT #5030 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It opens the kimono.
Oh jeez please don't. I know you were just kidding, but HTG just seeing it makes me tense up. I don't call senior people on their language but this is one I don't let pass.
billytea - Aug 27, 2014 9:19:08 pm PDT #5031 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Freakish discovery of the day: my sister told me last night that when she met her now-husband, she was then dating a guy whose father was Philip Michael Thomas, from Miami Vice. My sister dated the son of Tubbs. (I never met him, but my brothers did, and mocked him mercilessly.)
Jesse - Aug 28, 2014 5:41:01 am PDT #5032 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, I now have my father's power of attorney. (Thanks to some shenanigans with one of my mother's retirement accounts.) I'm guessing there's nothing too terribly nefarious I can get up to with it.
Tom Scola - Aug 28, 2014 5:55:59 am PDT #5033 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Does your dad own a chain of supermarkets?
Jesse - Aug 28, 2014 6:02:35 am PDT #5034 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You know, I didn't want to tell anyone this, but.... All these years I've been masquerading as Jesse H, when ACTUALLY I am Jesse H. Demoulas!
flea - Aug 28, 2014 6:22:53 am PDT #5035 of 30000
information libertarian
People who don't follow New England news are totally mystified. The rest of us are dying of laughter.
You guys, is there anything less fun than filling out a mortgage application? Dental work, I guess.
meara - Aug 28, 2014 7:06:34 am PDT #5036 of 30000
Jesse H Christ? (Sorry, been watching too much Outlander)
The new neighbors (house in front of me has a basement apartment) have a dog, who barks most of the day. Not constantly, but in spurts--bark bark bark, pause, hear something else new, bark bark bark, pause, hear other dog barking back, bark some more..is there anything they cando to help this or should I not even bother to say anything?
bon bon - Aug 28, 2014 7:33:14 am PDT #5037 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I have read some transcripts from those board meetings!
JZ - Aug 28, 2014 8:08:53 am PDT #5038 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Dear Co-Worker:
Cashews are not just as good as Prozac for clinical depression. I don't care what Drs. Mercola or Oz or whatever other woo-meister you follow on Facebook says. You've worked at world-class hospitals your entire adult life. How does this have to be explained to you? YOU CANNOT REPLACE A PRESCRIPTION SSRI WITH A HANDFUL OF TREE NUTS (and, incidentally, you can't arrest Alzheimer's with almonds or ginger tea or kale, and you will not burn fat like gangbusters by eating this one weird fruit).
How bad is it when your officemate, a Papist who believes sincerely in transubstantiation, is facepalming at your love affair with woo? Baby Jesus is crying. Baby Neil de Grasse Tyson is crying. Baby Hippocrates is screaming so hard he's turning purple and flailing his baby Hippocratic limbs. Baby House is purely fictional, but he just punched a hole in the wall with his baby cane anyway.
Some love but lots of impatience, Me
(Sigh. I know she's under unbelievable stress, juggling a declining parent and a flaky teen as a single mom, but cashews will help none of them and these "doctors" are making it worse by filling people like her with nonsensical non-cures that offer false promises of control and cure and make them waste time and energy on fruitless BULLSHIT. How I loathe them.)