What will hazelnuts cure me of? Because I have those handy right now. might as well cure something.
Jinx? If you and Dreg have been using my moisturizer again I'm going to have to rip off your scaly- hey, what's the deal with your face?
Glory ,'Potential'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Aug 28, 2014 8:24:40 am PDT #5045 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2014 8:24:50 am PDT #5046 of 30000
brillig
Chanting "Oooga chuka" all day will get you stared at.
Amy - Aug 28, 2014 8:27:19 am PDT #5047 of 30000
Because books.
Will generic Froot Loops cure something? Because I have some of those.
tommyrot - Aug 28, 2014 8:32:14 am PDT #5048 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Will generic Froot Loops cure something? Because I have some of those.
As long as they're generic they'll cure bad stuff. Real Fruit Loops don't do anything because those are made by Big Breakfast.
Theodosia - Aug 28, 2014 8:44:57 am PDT #5049 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I suspect Big Cashew.
Kat - Aug 28, 2014 8:53:49 am PDT #5050 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
For the record, I would love to be MORE in the Iron Grip of Big Pharma. I'd love to be able to give a pill to my daughter that would make it possible for her to grow overnight into a child who is no longer in the 0.002% for height and into the 20% height for age.
I'd love to have a magic fat burning pill that would allow me to eat All the Cheese and lose weight like crazy.
I'd love to have a pill to cure stupidity in others.
Alas.
tommyrot - Aug 28, 2014 8:59:57 am PDT #5051 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'd love to have a pill to cure stupidity in others.
Yes. Or even a "listen to reason" pill.
Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2014 9:04:26 am PDT #5052 of 30000
brillig
those are made by Big Breakfast.
Darn those companies for making somewhat nutritious food available to the masses. A scrap of bread cut with sawdust was good enough for our ancestors. It's just outside agitators who insist that poor people should have a filling meal more than once a day. They should be grateful that the Meal Providers let them eat at all.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 28, 2014 9:05:22 am PDT #5053 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh, no, no - they're chemically equivalent to Prozac, and you can totally stop your ADs and pop two handfuls of cashews a day and get exactly the same benefits, only now you're free of the iron grip of Big Pharma!
I think I pay less per month for my antidepressants than I would for enough cashews to eat two handfuls a day, so I'm going to stick with Big Pharma.
-t - Aug 28, 2014 9:14:17 am PDT #5054 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I suspect Big Cashew.
I live in the heart of Big Almond, so I would believe that.
(It is a STUPID place for a person who is allergic to almonds to live. I know. I own my stupidity in this matter.)
I am SO grateful to Big Pharma for making a pill that actually helps when I think "I have a problem with my brain being missing". FTR