And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


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Connie Neil - Aug 27, 2014 6:08:34 pm PDT #5020 of 30000
brillig

And in "learning how to cook like a grown-up, baby steps edition" I discovered we do indeed have a garlic press, so I was able to add fresh garlic to the Hamburger Helper. It's weird what counts as progress.


DavidS - Aug 27, 2014 6:10:10 pm PDT #5021 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Adding garlic is definitely progress. Full credit.


Connie Neil - Aug 27, 2014 6:25:13 pm PDT #5022 of 30000
brillig

I am well aware of the joys of garlic. But I actually dared the produce section and dealt with actual plant parts instead of something from a jar or bottle. Though that jar of minced garlic in garlic juice looks promising.


erikaj - Aug 27, 2014 6:25:34 pm PDT #5023 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

At least you are not the idiot at Zara who said "You know what this top needs?"


-t - Aug 27, 2014 6:28:24 pm PDT #5024 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mmm, garlic.

The downside to my making-lunches-for-the-whole-week-on-Sunday ways is that I seem to have forgotten how to make one lunch for tomorrow. It just doesn't seem possible.

I do have deviled eggs. And cheesecake. And hazelnuts. Maybe if I have enough snacks I can count that as lunch?


Steph L. - Aug 27, 2014 6:33:48 pm PDT #5025 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Maybe if I have enough snacks I can count that as lunch?

Otherwise known as "working from home."


erikaj - Aug 27, 2014 6:51:36 pm PDT #5026 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I always eat like that. Unless my mother feels guilty and worries about us getting pellagra or something.


-t - Aug 27, 2014 6:52:51 pm PDT #5027 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If I did work from home I would roast some pork belly for lunch. Or make an omelet.

I don't think I can spin "I couldn't figure out what to make for lunch" into a legitimate reason to work from home tomorrow though.


Steph L. - Aug 27, 2014 7:00:16 pm PDT #5028 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

If I did work from home I would roast some pork belly for lunch. Or make an omelet.

To be fair, I had roasted figs with goat cheese one day for lunch last week.

Today it was cottage cheese with blueberries and...maybe turkey rolled up with swiss cheese?

t edit Man, pork belly sounds good. Why am I so hungry at midnight?


Connie Neil - Aug 27, 2014 7:27:01 pm PDT #5029 of 30000
brillig

Well, I finally got a good reason to stop following a particularly New Agey whoo-whoo person on Facebook. In addition to perky and sharing of inspirational quotes, she thinks comparisons of Hilary Clinton and Hitler are hysterical. Buh-bye!