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Zoe ,'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 19, 2014 6:08:41 pm PDT #4477 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oddly enough, the evening after my dad's funeral the conversation between my siblings and I descended into scatalogical humor.

Also, I never knew funerals could be so exhausting.


DavidS - Aug 19, 2014 6:09:46 pm PDT #4478 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, I never knew funerals could be so exhausting.

It is exhausting.


Connie Neil - Aug 19, 2014 6:11:47 pm PDT #4479 of 30000
brillig

Unexpected hilarity is par for the course, I think. Emotions are whipsawing around, and sometimes Funny comes up on the wheel. No one in the family should feel bad about suddenly laughing at things.


tommyrot - Aug 19, 2014 6:20:56 pm PDT #4480 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No one in the family should feel bad about suddenly laughing at things.

No one was unhappy about the scatalogical humor, except possibly my mom.

I received a lot of thank you's and compliments for my slideshow of my dad that we played in the church during the visitation, so that was nice.

I drove to Chicago today. I'm still fried so I'm taking tomorrow off too.


msbelle - Aug 19, 2014 6:21:01 pm PDT #4481 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am falling down an internet hole looking for pics for eyecandy.

I never see pretty people just around anymore. the city was good for that.


Zenkitty - Aug 19, 2014 6:48:52 pm PDT #4482 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

No one in the family should feel bad about suddenly laughing at things.

My sister and I fell apart into hysterical giggles during our mom's eulogy. The preacher kept calling her by the wrong name! It was ridiculous. We hid our faces in our paper programs and pretended to be sobbing.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2014 2:56:13 am PDT #4483 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG so tired. I was at the Arcade Fire concert last night, with my job, except neither my boss nor either of the people I have a 10 o'clock meeting with were there. So I got home at 1, and I didn't even go to the backstage afterparty! And now I'm on my way to work. Need more coffee.


sarameg - Aug 20, 2014 3:09:43 am PDT #4484 of 30000

I was up late on the back deck with my neighbors myself. Good times, not planned and not particularly loving this morning.


Calli - Aug 20, 2014 3:19:02 am PDT #4485 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I stayed up too late on Tumblr, slept poorly, and woke up early. But I won't be inflicting my sleep-deprived grouchiness on co-workers, so yay?

Funerals roil all kinds of emotions. You just have to ride them out as best you can.


Sue - Aug 20, 2014 3:26:07 am PDT #4486 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I also slept poorly. We need a stay awake support group.