The poop in heaven conversation sounds like a "What D&D alignment are comic book characters?" conversation you find in game stores.
I am now imagining a conversation where a six year old boy argues that his character's alignment should be the dreaded "Chaotic Poop".
Thanks Hil. There is something wrong with me because I can't read that without weeping for my Mr. Kitty and it has been close to 10 years.
If anywhere has the perfect forms, heaven should be it. I expect Heaven to be a Wikipedia with reliable information, the answers to every question I might come up with.
This what I'm saying. Also: frictionless planes, massless pulleys, etc.
I am now imagining a conversation where a six year old boy argues that his character's alignment should be the dreaded "Chaotic Poop".
Or as we call it in my family, The Second Atomic Shit.
Is it wrong that I think "Is there pooping in Heaven?" sounds like it might be a country song?
I'm imagining a Weird Al treatment of Tears In Heaven.
Bad day. Synching leaving the ER (disc pain, and no one will prescribe me anything other than steroids) with a job interview.
The interview went unthrilllingly, and the nurse chewed me out for leaving the ER with the port in. They were on the verge of calling the cops on me (I was two doors down). The pain is almost as bad as when I got there, and I can't drive to fill the steroids script until tomorrow.
I feel so...chastised. I can't believe I'm 45 years old.
That sounds rough. Good luck with the steroids.
Is there pooping in heaven? Would actually work really well as a parody of the Joseph and the amazing technicolor raincoats There's One More Angel in Heaven.