Thanks Hil. There is something wrong with me because I can't read that without weeping for my Mr. Kitty and it has been close to 10 years.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 19, 2014 3:21:23 pm PDT #4468 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
-t - Aug 19, 2014 3:22:29 pm PDT #4469 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That is terrifying, bt.
-t - Aug 19, 2014 3:24:47 pm PDT #4470 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
If anywhere has the perfect forms, heaven should be it. I expect Heaven to be a Wikipedia with reliable information, the answers to every question I might come up with.
This what I'm saying. Also: frictionless planes, massless pulleys, etc.
DavidS - Aug 19, 2014 3:36:36 pm PDT #4471 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I am now imagining a conversation where a six year old boy argues that his character's alignment should be the dreaded "Chaotic Poop".
Or as we call it in my family, The Second Atomic Shit.
aurelia - Aug 19, 2014 3:56:30 pm PDT #4472 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Is it wrong that I think "Is there pooping in Heaven?" sounds like it might be a country song?
I'm imagining a Weird Al treatment of Tears In Heaven.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2014 4:04:37 pm PDT #4473 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bad day. Synching leaving the ER (disc pain, and no one will prescribe me anything other than steroids) with a job interview.
The interview went unthrilllingly, and the nurse chewed me out for leaving the ER with the port in. They were on the verge of calling the cops on me (I was two doors down). The pain is almost as bad as when I got there, and I can't drive to fill the steroids script until tomorrow.
I feel so...chastised. I can't believe I'm 45 years old.
-t - Aug 19, 2014 4:21:16 pm PDT #4474 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That sounds rough. Good luck with the steroids.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 19, 2014 4:37:28 pm PDT #4475 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Is there pooping in heaven? Would actually work really well as a parody of the Joseph and the amazing technicolor raincoats There's One More Angel in Heaven.
Connie Neil - Aug 19, 2014 5:22:42 pm PDT #4476 of 30000
brillig
I'm imagining a Weird Al treatment of Tears In Heaven.
I love this.
tommyrot - Aug 19, 2014 6:08:41 pm PDT #4477 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oddly enough, the evening after my dad's funeral the conversation between my siblings and I descended into scatalogical humor.
Also, I never knew funerals could be so exhausting.