Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Aug 19, 2014 1:44:36 pm PDT #4459 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Is it wrong that I think "Is there pooping in Heaven?" sounds like it might be a country song?


Zenkitty - Aug 19, 2014 2:02:10 pm PDT #4460 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

We had totally serious "what is Heaven like?" discussions like that in my high school. Like, in class. With the teacher's participation. It was considered part of our spiritual education. This is the actual reason why I don't know any geometry.


-t - Aug 19, 2014 2:13:47 pm PDT #4461 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, that was a missed opportunity. Surely heaven has parallel lines and similar triangles and conic sections. Perfect solids! Etc.


Beverly - Aug 19, 2014 2:24:46 pm PDT #4462 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Exactly, Theo!

I have no opinion on pooping in heaven. But I think chocolate should be mandatory there, for those who indulge.


Connie Neil - Aug 19, 2014 2:25:24 pm PDT #4463 of 30000
brillig

If anywhere has the perfect forms, heaven should be it. I expect Heaven to be a Wikipedia with reliable information, the answers to every question I might come up with.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 19, 2014 2:40:18 pm PDT #4464 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think Heaven should be poop free, unless, like Stephs friend, you enjoy pooping

I really can't quite bring myself to believe in literal Heaven, and it doesn't really move me, but the Rainbow Bridge, which I know for a fact someone made up makes me so emotional and moved. And I want to believe in the rainbow bridge!


Connie Neil - Aug 19, 2014 2:46:21 pm PDT #4465 of 30000
brillig

The Rainbow Bridge is the Bifrost of Asgard. Unless you're thinking of another Rainbow Bridge?


Hil R. - Aug 19, 2014 3:04:07 pm PDT #4466 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Rainbow Bridge: [link]


billytea - Aug 19, 2014 3:17:35 pm PDT #4467 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The poop in heaven conversation sounds like a "What D&D alignment are comic book characters?" conversation you find in game stores.

I am now imagining a conversation where a six year old boy argues that his character's alignment should be the dreaded "Chaotic Poop".


Sophia Brooks - Aug 19, 2014 3:21:23 pm PDT #4468 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Thanks Hil. There is something wrong with me because I can't read that without weeping for my Mr. Kitty and it has been close to 10 years.