Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2014 6:45:16 am PDT #4149 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oops, I misinterpreted my sister's email last night. My dad is back in the nursing home in Embarrass but with assistance from the Green Bay hospice.


Tom Scola - Aug 14, 2014 6:46:52 am PDT #4150 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

iPhones totally suck when you try to use them in dreams.

Easier than trying to write code in your dreams, though.


Jesse - Aug 14, 2014 6:49:14 am PDT #4151 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How is it that I have a song in my head that calls out my GRANDMOTHER's Girl Scout camp? That is ridiculous.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2014 6:50:41 am PDT #4152 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Easier than trying to write code in your dreams, though.

Heh. Yeah, I've tried to do that too.

Things were much simpler when I worked in a bakery and all I had to do in my dreams was remove bread and cookies from an oven.


Steph L. - Aug 14, 2014 6:51:23 am PDT #4153 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

iPhones totally suck when you try to use them in dreams.

Easier than trying to write code in your dreams, though.

I've never been able to dial any phone in my dreams. Ever. I start to dial and either forget the number, or the call won't go through, or some weird shit.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2014 7:10:14 am PDT #4154 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One weird thing about last night's dream was at one point I knew I was dreaming but I didn't want to tell my friend I was dreaming (and she was just a figment in my dream) because I thought that would be rude.

I used to dream about a friend of mine quite a lot after he died, but then one dream I told him he was dead and he said, "Oh. OK." After that I didn't dream about him again for many years.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 14, 2014 7:14:14 am PDT #4155 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Last night, I had a recurring dream that I have about being in college, not knowing my schedule, and accidentally not attending classes.

I KNEW it was a dream last night and I was so determined to finish the dream by going to the registrar's office, getting my schedule, and figuring out whether I could pass the classes or needed to drop them.

But the computers all had this special program that I could not use, or log in to, and no way to find out or print your current schedule, and no one was able to help me. SO frustrating. Since I was sure I was dreaming, I yelled at the advisor in the registrar's office because I would not believe that their policy was that there was know way to see or find out your course schedule after you registered!


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2014 7:19:39 am PDT #4156 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's funny that we can know we're dreaming but still try to accomplish whatever it is that the dream set up for us.

I've also had lucid dreams where I've been rude or taken aggressive actions just because I know I'm dreaming and it just doesn't matter what I do. And very occasionally I decide to just end the dream and wake up because the dream is annoying or frightening.


Steph L. - Aug 14, 2014 7:23:10 am PDT #4157 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Re: Ferguson -- President Obama is going to make a statement to the press in a few minutes. If you're interested in checking it out.


sj - Aug 14, 2014 7:23:58 am PDT #4158 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

tommyrot, I'm sorry you're dealing with so much right now.