Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


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Strix - Aug 13, 2014 7:26:55 am PDT #4077 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Mad congrats, Aimee!!


Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 7:32:58 am PDT #4078 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

YAYAY AIMEE!!!!

Hah--Jesse, that reminds me of a friend of mine also named Jesse, who apparently confounded some coworkers when marrying his partner Jamie--she's a girl, but they were apparently unsure, with the gender neutral names, whether he was gay or not.

That is hilarious. I just interviewed a man named Jamie, but maybe I should try to marry him instead??


Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 8:03:06 am PDT #4079 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG. I have a recurring transfer to pay a credit card that I'm no longer using, but it apparently doesn't exist so I can't cancel it!! Last month, I ended up getting a refund check in the mail because my credit card balance was negative. So, this money was (a) in my Citi checking account, (b) got transferred to my Citi credit card account, (c) was put on a paper check and mailed to me, at which point I (d) deposited the check into my Citi checking account.

So annoying! I mean, I guess I can just use the card, but that is not what I want! I'm going to set a reminder for myself to look next month closer to the date.


-t - Aug 13, 2014 8:10:55 am PDT #4080 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

WOO AIMS! Congrats!!!

That is hilarious. I just interviewed a man named Jamie, but maybe I should try to marry him instead??

"Follow up question from the interview - would you like to get married? Because it would be funny."


Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 8:12:01 am PDT #4081 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"We're moving forward with a group of candidates who more closely meet our requirements for the position..... but could I talk to you about a different kind of position? [wink, wink]"


-t - Aug 13, 2014 8:16:49 am PDT #4082 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"I can get you the password to the company wifi if you know what I mean"


Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 8:29:35 am PDT #4083 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(Now I'm embarrassed if we actually bring this person in for an interview, but it was WORTH IT.)


Burrell - Aug 13, 2014 9:16:45 am PDT #4084 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ah ha ha! You realize what this means, don't you, Jesse? Your life just got sucked into a rom-com trope machine!


Zenkitty - Aug 13, 2014 9:22:14 am PDT #4085 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Big congrats, Aimee!


tommyrot - Aug 13, 2014 9:52:05 am PDT #4086 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just got back from lunch. On the credit card slip right below the signature line there was another line for me to enter my phone number. I left it blank.

Has anyone seen this? What do they want my number for?