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sarameg - Aug 07, 2014 5:05:53 pm PDT #3702 of 30000

Yay for good interviews day!

Poor Loki was presumed pregnant by the neighborhood kids tonight. And he accidentally met their pretty girlkitten ( oh god, why do I foresee a third cat??) and they were AMAZED at how both cats puffed up. Sigh, guess it's time to do some cat-ucation again.


Burrell - Aug 07, 2014 5:12:06 pm PDT #3703 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Why is being near the end of the interviews bad? I had never heard that before.


Consuela - Aug 07, 2014 5:46:58 pm PDT #3704 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Why is being near the end of the interviews bad? I had never heard that before.

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Studies have shown that people in earlier positions are more likely to be remembered well, basically.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2014 6:03:29 pm PDT #3705 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I did not know that. I always ask for the earliest possible spot, and worry I should be relying on recency, not primacy.

Good oops?


Burrell - Aug 07, 2014 6:04:41 pm PDT #3706 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Huh. On the one hand, OK I guess if studies show it, then there's an effect, but on the other hand, if you click with the committee and it feels like it went well, that's a good thing no matter when in the cycle you interview.


Kat - Aug 07, 2014 6:26:03 pm PDT #3707 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I always say early because you have no one to initially be compared to.

My 4 hours of professional development went ok today. It wasn't required to attend, but it was relatively well attended. Tomorrow, I have a 6 hour PD I am giving. And then DONE.

I also got a new work laptop (Dell. Ptooey) and a presentation remote. FANCY.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2014 6:37:06 pm PDT #3708 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Shit I forgot to check the computers at the interview. But everyone had two monitors and they were on dual monitor stands and at least one guy had one of his rotated portrait. So that's good.

It's only a 12+ project, but I still really want it.

The job with the insane test, I think the guy who interviewed me looked like he was using a 13" Dell. Woo woo.


Strix - Aug 07, 2014 8:00:46 pm PDT #3709 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Gin and strawberry puree, is that a thing?

I'm drinking Prosecco with strawberry puree, so I'm a yes.

Apparently, The Toast is hiring a PT Assistant Editor to work remotely about 15 hours a week. I'm applying. Anyone know Mallory Ortberg? I have all the skills, and when I move to PA, I'll be close to NYC.

I have worked on the house so hard all week, y'all. We get M from outside St. Louis Saturday, and I have so much fun stuff planned...but I'm also working on a short story for an anthology (to submit for consideration) due the 31st. And D's mom gave us money for our combined bday's and I think I'll be able to HAVE MY CAR FIXED. It's been inoperable since October, and it has sucked donkey dick.

I'm looking forward to the next few weeks with the kiddo here!


Consuela - Aug 07, 2014 8:11:55 pm PDT #3710 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Anyone know Mallory Ortberg?

Foo. She lives here in the Bay Area, I think (or she's from here), but no. I could have gone to the Toast's first anniversary party last week, it was right by my office, but I don't know any of the commenters, since I've never commented on the site.

It would be a great gig, though--that site is AWESOME. And is getting a lot of attention online.


Consuela - Aug 07, 2014 8:12:10 pm PDT #3711 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

By which I mean, good luck!