Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Aug 07, 2014 8:11:55 pm PDT #3710 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Anyone know Mallory Ortberg?

Foo. She lives here in the Bay Area, I think (or she's from here), but no. I could have gone to the Toast's first anniversary party last week, it was right by my office, but I don't know any of the commenters, since I've never commented on the site.

It would be a great gig, though--that site is AWESOME. And is getting a lot of attention online.


Consuela - Aug 07, 2014 8:12:10 pm PDT #3711 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

By which I mean, good luck!


Strix - Aug 07, 2014 9:02:52 pm PDT #3712 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Grazie! I figure I have a snowball's chance, but I'll try anyway.


meara - Aug 07, 2014 9:29:57 pm PDT #3713 of 30000

Yay, Erin? That stuff sounds good! Or at least, not like gross mouse. Which is still haunting me.

I am LOVING what the hairdresser did to my hair today....but am pretty certain I will not be able to get it to do this again. Sigh. (It's basically slightly less elaborate but very similar to Pink's hair in this photo:

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Strix - Aug 07, 2014 9:52:13 pm PDT #3714 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

A rejection would be 100X better than that mouse!

OMG, I have hot queso/prosecco hiccups from hell. NO, NO, NO.


Jesse - Aug 08, 2014 2:28:01 am PDT #3715 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have all the skills, and when I move to PA, I'll be close to NYC.

None of the staff is in NYC, and they don't care where applicants are.


Calli - Aug 08, 2014 3:03:44 am PDT #3716 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm glad the interviews went well, Consuela and ita.

Good luck with the Toast, Strix!

Continuing recovery~ma, Tommy.

I recently applied for a job at Western Michigan University. Apparently there are two identical positions and one application goes toward both, which doubles my chances I guess. They're taking applications until 8/20, so I'm not expecting to hear for at least a couple of weeks. Neither the U. of Minnesota nor the Petoskey job have called me in for further interviews, so I'm not terribly hopeful. I had thought the U. of Wisconsin job was a no-go, but someone from there was looking at my linked in profile, so who knows.

Job hunting is depressing.


brenda m - Aug 08, 2014 3:08:40 am PDT #3717 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Erin, are you still doing resumes? Both of my siblings could use some help if you are for hire.


flea - Aug 08, 2014 4:02:41 am PDT #3718 of 30000
information libertarian

I love that I can keep up with acquaintances from my past lives on Facebook, but it also means sometimes you have an unexpectedly hard week. On Monday our former neighbor from NC died - reading between the lines, I suspect a suicide - leaving his 8 and 6 year old children. This morning I learned that a colleague of mr. flea - he's known both parents in the family since graduate school - drowned yesterday while on a beach vacation. Kids also early elementary school age. WITEBOF, world.


Jesse - Aug 08, 2014 4:10:23 am PDT #3719 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Man, that is hard. How awful for both families.

I cannot shake this headache! It came on... Wednesday night? And has been kind of on and off, so I keep thinking it's gone away. Ibuprofen helps some, but I'm thinking about running out for some acetaminophen to layer. Thoughts?