Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

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Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 16, 2015 3:50:42 am PDT #28802 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I slept for 20 hours on Sunday and called into work Monday because I couldn't get up. I slept through the night again last night!

That sounds kind of amazing. How are you feeling now?

My CSA guy is a bit of a nut, which I mostly know because I have a friend who works at the farmers market. But literally yesterday he said that the distribution would start today, and this morning he says no, not til next week! Too bad I didn't really make any plans for food this week, thinking I would be eating his greens.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 16, 2015 4:02:24 am PDT #28803 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Well, I no longer feel like a crazy person who cannot think properly, that is for sure! I wish I had better dreams-- they are always about being thwarted at every turn. Not nightmares, but trying to do costume fittings for a show that opens the next day with no measurements and everyone stuck on stage. At my middle school


-t - Jun 16, 2015 4:17:52 am PDT #28804 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, yeah, hate those.

Bummer about the greens, Jesse. Hope you find other sustenance easily.


sarameg - Jun 16, 2015 4:19:13 am PDT #28805 of 30000

Popcorn.


Jesse - Jun 16, 2015 4:57:28 am PDT #28806 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is the go-to!


brenda m - Jun 16, 2015 5:13:17 am PDT #28807 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Stanley Cup likes carrots...

This just in from a colleague:

This just happened. As I'm herding the boys through the lobby/check-in area at daycare, I see another woman walking out and the director says, "Mrs. Timmonen! Did you get to hold or kiss the cup last night? Has your husband shaved his beard yet?" As she says this, every other parent in the lobby gives themselves whiplash from turning their heads so fast. The woman - presumably Mrs. Timmonen - says, "Yes - I got to hold the cup, but I don't know if the beard is gone. He hasn't come home yet!"


-t - Jun 16, 2015 5:19:57 am PDT #28808 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw.

I am so tired. I want to say I don't know why, but I am pretty sure I've had my "max HR" set too high for the past several days and I just need to rest.


-t - Jun 16, 2015 5:21:44 am PDT #28809 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am disappointed the York minis are not individually wrapped. I bought them thinking they would be a nice companion for the Kisses I keep in a bowl on my desk, but I don't know about naked chocolate sitting out like that.


sumi - Jun 16, 2015 5:22:44 am PDT #28810 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

brenda m: totally cool.


Zenkitty - Jun 16, 2015 5:53:42 am PDT #28811 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I know nothing of hockey, but who cares! Yay!

Ginger, did I read that right, that you still have to pay two months of that exorbitant premium even though it was wrong?

Today the carpet cleaners come to clean my previously flooded carpet, and then I will be done dealing with this and can thankfully go back to being a hermit.

Oh, Roto-Rooter called me to make sure everything went well with the installation and repair yesterday. I bit my tongue and said yes, everything's fine. The lady called me "dear" twice. "My dear", even! I am always amused by the Southern tendency to call strangers by endearments.