Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Jun 12, 2015 2:01:33 pm PDT #28541 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congratulations on the offer, shrift!

It's nice to have interesting neighbors with good taste in books, tommyrot.

Beverly, your plants look great! I love the colorful contrast with the white and blue of your home.


Ginger - Jun 12, 2015 2:06:33 pm PDT #28542 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay offer!

My advice for the day: Do not let get menthol sports rub get into an open wound.


Consuela - Jun 12, 2015 2:12:56 pm PDT #28543 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Yay shrift!

I will be taking TNG to the vet for the very last time, sniffle. Also going to brunch, doing some climbing, seeing some friends, and watching the Warriors game with dad.


Sue - Jun 12, 2015 2:16:54 pm PDT #28544 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Aw, I'm sorry Consuela.


amych - Jun 12, 2015 2:18:22 pm PDT #28545 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Aww, hell, suela. I knew it was coming, but still. I'm sorry. (And I'll think of her as The New Girl always.)


Ginger - Jun 12, 2015 2:21:55 pm PDT #28546 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm sorry, Consuela.


Consuela - Jun 12, 2015 2:43:47 pm PDT #28547 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Thanks, folks. Would you believe my co-workers all signed a sympathy card for me? (Not my Nemesis, of course.)


Beverly - Jun 12, 2015 2:54:48 pm PDT #28548 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Conseula.

Ouch, Ginger, don't do that!

Congratulations, shrift!

And thanks, Calli. I claim not one whit of credit. It's all due to the landscaper-florist neighbor repaying H for his volunteer handyman duties around her house, and H himself for finding his green thumb. His motto of course, is always "Overbuild!" so it's good he has hobbies.


P.M. Marc - Jun 12, 2015 3:21:16 pm PDT #28549 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The picture that sums up why I chose Hemsworth as M last night. [link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 12, 2015 3:23:27 pm PDT #28550 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It may be that I'm worn out from a too-long workday, but the titles of the activity cards I'm prepping for the printer seem to be getting more sinister as I go on. For example, "The Hungry Puppet" and "Here Are My Eyes" sound like they should be horror stories.