Why is it called Zebra Footage?

I mean, it could be that anyone who marries Evans gets to hide in the depression and anxiety cave WITH him, which is a small plus for the spouse but a huuuuuuge minus for the rest of the world.

Evans is prone to depression? Now I want to hug him even MORE.

F Pratt, because adorable
C Evans, because I sort of feel like I'm not wholesome enough for Captain America
M Hemsworth, because YUM

Maybe more anxiety? I will leave it to the experts.

Why is it called Zebra Footage?

The post-9/11 Onion had a fake TV lineup grid, and the Animal Planet one was, "Fuck everything, here's some zebra footage."

Evans is prone to depression? Now I want to hug him even MORE.

I think anxiety, mostly, which he's talked about a fair amount. Massive stage fright, a dislike of crowds, and a very noisy brain.

I'ma go with:

F- Chris Hemsworth

C- Chris Pratt

M- Chris Evans

With Chris I at least get a man and a meatball, right? Sort of like a man and a root, but with protein instead of carbs.

Fourth day at work. I now know how to set up a Doodle poll and how to use the IF logical function in Excel. Yay! Not feeling overwhelmed yet, but pretty fucking close. It's herding cats, seriously herding cats.

I was going to take Friday afternoon off for my mental health, but I just found out that the recruiter wants to chat with me tomorrow afternoon. I think it will be more beneficial for my mental health to find out if they're offering me a job than taking a nap. So that's happening.

M Chris Pratt because Grace loves him, he'd always make me laugh, and he has a preemie kid so he Gets It.

The other two? shrug.

It's not rude that I just asked a delivery guy tailgating me to buzz the apartment he was delivering to rather than just letting him into the building, right? I mean, he wasn't suspicious, but that's just how I roll.

I just found out that the recruiter wants to chat with me tomorrow afternoon. I think it will be more beneficial for my mental health to find out if they're offering me a job than taking a nap.

Yay! Fingers crossed. You can take a nap after that.

If the Chrises are infinite, there is no C. Just endless F & M.

I will accept that as axiomatic.

Good luck, shrift! And not rude.

F - Hemsworth because, well, [link]
C - Pratt because I have to pick someone and I don't think our senses of humor would mesh well
M - Evans because he's from Boston, I do think our senses of humor would mesh well, and the in-laws would be much to my taste.