Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jun 11, 2015 3:54:44 pm PDT #28461 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was going to take Friday afternoon off for my mental health, but I just found out that the recruiter wants to chat with me tomorrow afternoon. I think it will be more beneficial for my mental health to find out if they're offering me a job than taking a nap. So that's happening.


Kat - Jun 11, 2015 4:02:14 pm PDT #28462 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

M Chris Pratt because Grace loves him, he'd always make me laugh, and he has a preemie kid so he Gets It.

The other two? shrug.


shrift - Jun 11, 2015 4:10:04 pm PDT #28463 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's not rude that I just asked a delivery guy tailgating me to buzz the apartment he was delivering to rather than just letting him into the building, right? I mean, he wasn't suspicious, but that's just how I roll.


Dana - Jun 11, 2015 4:10:40 pm PDT #28464 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I just found out that the recruiter wants to chat with me tomorrow afternoon. I think it will be more beneficial for my mental health to find out if they're offering me a job than taking a nap.

Yay! Fingers crossed. You can take a nap after that.


-t - Jun 11, 2015 4:16:53 pm PDT #28465 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If the Chrises are infinite, there is no C. Just endless F & M.

I will accept that as axiomatic.

Good luck, shrift! And not rude.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 11, 2015 4:35:38 pm PDT #28466 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

F - Hemsworth because, well, [link]
C - Pratt because I have to pick someone and I don't think our senses of humor would mesh well
M - Evans because he's from Boston, I do think our senses of humor would mesh well, and the in-laws would be much to my taste.


Jesse - Jun 11, 2015 4:35:59 pm PDT #28467 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, good luck, shrift!


P.M. Marc - Jun 11, 2015 4:39:51 pm PDT #28468 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Matt's logic, also good.


Zenkitty - Jun 11, 2015 4:44:22 pm PDT #28469 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

C Evans, because he's too much of a meatball for me. F Hemsworth, because even I would take the opportunity to F that man. M Pratt, because I love him big and small.

C Renner because something about him bugs me. F Ruffalo because he looks like a sweet ride. M Downey because I love his attitude as much as his looks.


P.M. Marc - Jun 11, 2015 4:53:42 pm PDT #28470 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Can I just C Renner and Downey and save the F & M for Ruffalo?