M Chris Pratt because Grace loves him, he'd always make me laugh, and he has a preemie kid so he Gets It.
The other two? shrug.
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Jun 11, 2015 4:02:14 pm PDT #28462 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
shrift - Jun 11, 2015 4:10:04 pm PDT #28463 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It's not rude that I just asked a delivery guy tailgating me to buzz the apartment he was delivering to rather than just letting him into the building, right? I mean, he wasn't suspicious, but that's just how I roll.
Dana - Jun 11, 2015 4:10:40 pm PDT #28464 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I just found out that the recruiter wants to chat with me tomorrow afternoon. I think it will be more beneficial for my mental health to find out if they're offering me a job than taking a nap.
Yay! Fingers crossed. You can take a nap after that.
-t - Jun 11, 2015 4:16:53 pm PDT #28465 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
If the Chrises are infinite, there is no C. Just endless F & M.
I will accept that as axiomatic.
Good luck, shrift! And not rude.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 11, 2015 4:35:38 pm PDT #28466 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
F - Hemsworth because, well, [link]
C - Pratt because I have to pick someone and I don't think our senses of humor would mesh well
M - Evans because he's from Boston, I do think our senses of humor would mesh well, and the in-laws would be much to my taste.
![[link]](http://d3lp4xedbqa8a5.cloudfront.net/s3/digital-cougar-assets/Cosmo/2015/01/15/47612/chris-hemsworth-jimmy-fallon2-rs.gif){kind=link}
Jesse - Jun 11, 2015 4:35:59 pm PDT #28467 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, good luck, shrift!
P.M. Marc - Jun 11, 2015 4:39:51 pm PDT #28468 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Matt's logic, also good.
Zenkitty - Jun 11, 2015 4:44:22 pm PDT #28469 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
C Evans, because he's too much of a meatball for me. F Hemsworth, because even I would take the opportunity to F that man. M Pratt, because I love him big and small.
C Renner because something about him bugs me. F Ruffalo because he looks like a sweet ride. M Downey because I love his attitude as much as his looks.
P.M. Marc - Jun 11, 2015 4:53:42 pm PDT #28470 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Can I just C Renner and Downey and save the F & M for Ruffalo?
P.M. Marc - Jun 11, 2015 4:55:14 pm PDT #28471 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
FCM: Scarlett Johansson, Cobie Smulders, Elizabeth Olsen.