Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 10, 2015 6:09:47 am PDT #28341 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

because seriously, if someone kicks down my door, I feel like I ought to have the right to have my shotgun ready??

You know- the one time police came into my house I thought they were burglers, and I actually approached them holding a giant book (that I thought I was going to smash the burglers with?) My downstairs neighbors had called because I left my front door open, and they couldn't rouse me. What really happened was I was in the back bedroom, with the tv on, and I heard shouting, but I thought that they were having an argument, so I ignored them.

But anyway, I can see how a mix-up could happen and think someone shouldn't be shot for it.


Sue - Jun 10, 2015 6:26:04 am PDT #28342 of 30000
hip deep in pie

God luck flea.

Burrell, I hope your FiL heals quickly. Tey are not wrong to describe that as traumatic injury. Gah. I hope Franny is feeling better soon too.

I just finished the written test for the job in Poland...except that I didn't quite finish the test. I answered the first three questions pretty well, except missing one element in one of them. But the fourth question was to examine about a dozen documents from a conference and provide a cover note to the dossier explaining the conference, the venue and providing a brief description of the docs. Except some of the docs had nothing to do with the subject matter...or the dates of the conference and I just didn't have enough time to figure out how they fit. Blargh.


-t - Jun 10, 2015 7:55:58 am PDT #28343 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, good luck, Sue.


-t - Jun 10, 2015 7:58:26 am PDT #28344 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Once again, all the conversations going on in my general vicinity are getting on my nerves. I'm gonna have to figure out some way to deal with that but for today I will just be tense.


Sue - Jun 10, 2015 7:58:57 am PDT #28345 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Thanks -t. I hope I did well enough on the other questions.


shrift - Jun 10, 2015 8:20:52 am PDT #28346 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am off to volunteer at the Greater Chicago Food Depository in a moment. I'm wearing a long-sleeved shirt because a) the instructions said to cover visible tattoos, and b) the volunteer T-shirt we were given is white and nearly see-through when I am NOT sweating up a storm. Why does no one think of these things in the design process?


Dana - Jun 10, 2015 8:31:27 am PDT #28347 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm sorry for people having bad days. My day is going okay, though anything old be better than yesterday, which involved several stupid clusterfucks and ended with me having to talk myself it of going to yell at the neighbors who had three cars parked in the fire lane.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2015 8:41:52 am PDT #28348 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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I think it might be helpful for me, because often I'm stressed and don't realize it.

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Zenkitty - Jun 10, 2015 8:53:09 am PDT #28349 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I went back to bed for a nap and ended up sleeping until 1:30. Which is when the exterminator knocked on the door. So now I look and feel like a person who just woke up with bad hair. Oh, well, I'm sure he's seen worse, and we weren't going on a date anyway. He has a date with some trespassing birds. (Not Justice.)


Sue - Jun 10, 2015 9:04:13 am PDT #28350 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Tommy are there reviews online?