Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 22, 2015 4:24:52 pm PDT #26968 of 30000

My fb app just reverted to the old interface! Methinks people hated the new.

Doing tons of laundry. Need to return my brother's call.

Might have to put in the ac by Monday. Looks like a hot and steamy week is coming up. Weekend will be bearable, but...


Burrell - May 22, 2015 4:31:14 pm PDT #26969 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I have always thought of tipsy and buzzed as interchangeable. Pleasant, not drunk.


Connie Neil - May 22, 2015 4:34:38 pm PDT #26970 of 30000
brillig

It's just as well I live in Utah, I dislike all forms of altered consciousness


Jesse - May 22, 2015 4:41:15 pm PDT #26971 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh! The cat people called my references!


sarameg - May 22, 2015 4:41:55 pm PDT #26972 of 30000

Oooooh!


aurelia - May 22, 2015 6:00:08 pm PDT #26973 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'm not sure what distinguishes inebriated from drunk

The ability to pronounce inebriated.


meara - May 22, 2015 8:20:48 pm PDT #26974 of 30000

You have to have references?? Dear lord.

Reasons clothing is stupid: according to the Gap, I have size 12 bust, size 14 waist, size 10 hips, and size 6 thighs. WTF? Meanwhile, the pants in my closet run from a size 8 that's too big to a size 14 that is too small. ARGH. Buying clothes online is impossible. (What I really want is someone who will sit and go through all my clothes and say to me "no, that looks awful on you and if you really need a [navy skirt or whatever] we will put it on the list and get a better one"


Atropa - May 22, 2015 10:07:57 pm PDT #26975 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(What I really want is someone who will sit and go through all my clothes and say to me "no, that looks awful on you and if you really need a [navy skirt or whatever] we will put it on the list and get a better one"

meara, I volunteer Plei and myself for this. *I* dress like a vampire witch, but I am good at figuring out clothes for non-spooky people.


Jesse - May 23, 2015 3:30:06 am PDT #26976 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You have to have references?? Dear lord.

Yeah, they called my landlord AND two non-family references before contacting me at all. (Still haven't contacted me...)


Jesse - May 23, 2015 3:30:27 am PDT #26977 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, why is it 45 degrees out?? So cold.