Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - May 22, 2015 4:31:14 pm PDT #26969 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I have always thought of tipsy and buzzed as interchangeable. Pleasant, not drunk.


Connie Neil - May 22, 2015 4:34:38 pm PDT #26970 of 30000
brillig

It's just as well I live in Utah, I dislike all forms of altered consciousness


Jesse - May 22, 2015 4:41:15 pm PDT #26971 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh! The cat people called my references!


sarameg - May 22, 2015 4:41:55 pm PDT #26972 of 30000

Oooooh!


aurelia - May 22, 2015 6:00:08 pm PDT #26973 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'm not sure what distinguishes inebriated from drunk

The ability to pronounce inebriated.


meara - May 22, 2015 8:20:48 pm PDT #26974 of 30000

You have to have references?? Dear lord.

Reasons clothing is stupid: according to the Gap, I have size 12 bust, size 14 waist, size 10 hips, and size 6 thighs. WTF? Meanwhile, the pants in my closet run from a size 8 that's too big to a size 14 that is too small. ARGH. Buying clothes online is impossible. (What I really want is someone who will sit and go through all my clothes and say to me "no, that looks awful on you and if you really need a [navy skirt or whatever] we will put it on the list and get a better one"


Atropa - May 22, 2015 10:07:57 pm PDT #26975 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(What I really want is someone who will sit and go through all my clothes and say to me "no, that looks awful on you and if you really need a [navy skirt or whatever] we will put it on the list and get a better one"

meara, I volunteer Plei and myself for this. *I* dress like a vampire witch, but I am good at figuring out clothes for non-spooky people.


Jesse - May 23, 2015 3:30:06 am PDT #26976 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You have to have references?? Dear lord.

Yeah, they called my landlord AND two non-family references before contacting me at all. (Still haven't contacted me...)


Jesse - May 23, 2015 3:30:27 am PDT #26977 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, why is it 45 degrees out?? So cold.


sarameg - May 23, 2015 4:26:32 am PDT #26978 of 30000

Wore shorts and a sweatshirt to market. Just right.

Got 2 qts of strawberries: one super ripe which I'll need to eat over the long weekend and one that'll make it through the rest of the week. And asparagus. And now I need to do the rest of my shopping.