Mal: Which one you figure tracked us? Zoe: The ugly one, sir. Mal: Could you be more specific?

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2014 4:41:42 am PDT #2587 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, there's at least one special present in there for you.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2014 4:43:11 am PDT #2588 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This Dinosaur Comics comic about google search tips cracked me up and gave me a new tagline. Don't forget the mouseover.

Dinosaur Comics - July 23rd, 2014 - awesome fun times!


-t - Jul 23, 2014 4:51:59 am PDT #2589 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm going to share my shopping list (a) to help me remember it and (b) because it is amusing me. I need to remember to pick up a vanilla bean, a banana, and some razor blades. Doesn't that sound like I am planning something?


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2014 4:54:47 am PDT #2590 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Just one vanilla bean? Is it a magical bean?


meara - Jul 23, 2014 4:58:45 am PDT #2591 of 30000

That sounds like an odd combo, t.

Good luck, meara. Once you get through today tomorrow should be a piece of cake, at least?

Yes, in theory! One good thing about my job is that malt of what I do has firm deadlines. I can't really procrastinate while I'm a a site location working, and my reports are due one week after. So last night I finally at about 730pm managed to sit down and write up the awful visit from last week--I had to have it completed by 9pm or it would be late! The few things that don't have firm deadlines or aren't easily checked up on are the ones that tend to slip.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2014 5:02:24 am PDT #2592 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I need to remember to pick up a vanilla bean, a banana, and some razor blades.

Did you get hired by Chopped?


-t - Jul 23, 2014 5:14:20 am PDT #2593 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yes, tommyrot, one magical vanilla bean. I'm gonna miss that cow, too.


Jesse - Jul 23, 2014 5:14:43 am PDT #2594 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Cutthroat Kitchen


-t - Jul 23, 2014 5:15:54 am PDT #2595 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice. We could very well sponsor one or both of those...


§ ita § - Jul 23, 2014 5:24:07 am PDT #2596 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, the razor blade goes with the vanilla. Are you making something banana-vanilla bean?