These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Toddson - May 06, 2015 12:14:52 pm PDT #25851 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

At this point, I think everyone, regardless of their political opinions, hates NSA.


Juliebird - May 06, 2015 1:03:49 pm PDT #25852 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Oldest son didn't go to jail last Friday. Yesterday mum tripped on a dog bone and broke her elbow and tailbone. He drove her sober to the ER, drove her drunk on the way home. Got arrested today for drunk driving. Dad is at the station now, possibly picking him up/bailing him out. NO.

Just NO.

He drove drunk with our mother.

Fuck you. Please die a lonely death.

I know that drunk driving is not okay for anyone on the road, but this is beyond the pale. If that doesn't make him think twice, he is now the dog that bit it's owner and needs to be put down.


Sheryl - May 06, 2015 1:07:48 pm PDT #25853 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Usually I send a flower arrangement to my mom for Mothers' Day. This year she and my dad will be in town(for my great-aunt's 100th birthday party on Sunday) so I got a bunch of stuff at Bath and Body Works for her.


Ginger - May 06, 2015 1:16:54 pm PDT #25854 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I hope it makes your parents think twice about enabling him, Julie. As the daughter of an alcoholic, I am pessimistic about your parents' oldest son.


-t - May 06, 2015 1:24:53 pm PDT #25855 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow, brenda, that sounds amazing! Yay spite, in this case anyway. Actually, I'm in a mood to approve of spite in general. Woo.

Go shrift with the not terrible review etc!


Calli - May 06, 2015 2:17:13 pm PDT #25856 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That sounds great, Brenda!


tommyrot - May 06, 2015 2:24:46 pm PDT #25857 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Has anyone pointed out that Dear NSA has a quote from Tony Stark in the first Avengers movie? Because it's awesome!


Una - May 06, 2015 2:53:27 pm PDT #25858 of 30000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

I typoed "dear-nsa.tumble.com" and it sent me to webcam.net.

*hides under desk*


meara - May 06, 2015 3:20:01 pm PDT #25859 of 30000

The NSA knows, Una. They know.

Brenda, time to use up some miles and fly first class!!


msbelle - May 06, 2015 3:43:27 pm PDT #25860 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

JULIANA!!!!!