Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon.

Angel ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 06, 2015 11:20:27 am PDT #25841 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My sister and her wife once won an African safari trip by calling into a radio contest. They had an amazing time.

They also once won a Volkswagen New Beetle. They enter a lot of contests.


brenda m - May 06, 2015 11:21:18 am PDT #25842 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Six, rather:

6 days and 6 nights luxury accommodations for two people at Zulu Nyala Safari Game Lodge, Heritage Safari Lodge & Luxury Tent Camp, these luxury facilities are situated in the heart of Zululand and St. Lucia/Sodwana bay Marine reserve – one of the richest wildlife conservation regions in Africa namely Hluhluwe, and Kwa Zulu Natal.
Includes: Full board, which is three delicious meals per day, prepared by our finest chefs – with an African flavor of course.
Two Game viewing activities per day, guided by our professional game rangers in open game viewing vehicles, on Zulu Nyala Game Reserve. (The filming location of “I dreamed of Africa” starring Kim Basinger)

I got a really good deal, so I'm not too freaked about the airfare.

And the spite makes it extra delicious.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 06, 2015 11:23:04 am PDT #25843 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Dunno. I have two years to use it. It's 7 days/nights here: [link]

Be sure to schedule it so as to cause as much extra work/inconvenience as possible for your work nemesis.


Fred Pete - May 06, 2015 11:25:58 am PDT #25844 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Wow, brenda! Looks like a great vacation! And being able to stick it to a nemesis is a nice bonus.


brenda m - May 06, 2015 11:26:38 am PDT #25845 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Frankly I'm laughing my ass off at me. But it will be super exciting! Now I need to start figuring out what time of year is best to go.


Lee - May 06, 2015 12:02:20 pm PDT #25846 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ooh, spite vacations! Maybe I should try that!

Hey, you should go to Bora Bora!


Burrell - May 06, 2015 12:03:45 pm PDT #25847 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Go you, brenda! That is great!


Jesse - May 06, 2015 12:12:36 pm PDT #25848 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

brenda, that sounds awesome!


shrift - May 06, 2015 12:12:38 pm PDT #25849 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Hey, you should go to Bora Bora!

I can travel while female, right?


Jesse - May 06, 2015 12:13:55 pm PDT #25850 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And shrift, I was just making NSA jokes and thinking about you!