Timelies all!
Usually I send a flower arrangement to my mom for Mothers' Day. This year she and my dad will be in town(for my great-aunt's 100th birthday party on Sunday) so I got a bunch of stuff at Bath and Body Works for her.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sheryl - May 06, 2015 1:07:48 pm PDT #25853 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Ginger - May 06, 2015 1:16:54 pm PDT #25854 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I hope it makes your parents think twice about enabling him, Julie. As the daughter of an alcoholic, I am pessimistic about your parents' oldest son.
-t - May 06, 2015 1:24:53 pm PDT #25855 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Wow, brenda, that sounds amazing! Yay spite, in this case anyway. Actually, I'm in a mood to approve of spite in general. Woo.
Go shrift with the not terrible review etc!
Calli - May 06, 2015 2:17:13 pm PDT #25856 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
That sounds great, Brenda!
tommyrot - May 06, 2015 2:24:46 pm PDT #25857 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Has anyone pointed out that Dear NSA has a quote from Tony Stark in the first Avengers movie? Because it's awesome!
Una - May 06, 2015 2:53:27 pm PDT #25858 of 30000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
I typoed "dear-nsa.tumble.com" and it sent me to webcam.net.
*hides under desk*
meara - May 06, 2015 3:20:01 pm PDT #25859 of 30000
The NSA knows, Una. They know.
Brenda, time to use up some miles and fly first class!!
msbelle - May 06, 2015 3:43:27 pm PDT #25860 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
JULIANA!!!!!
juliana - May 06, 2015 3:49:24 pm PDT #25861 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Hi!
Burrell - May 06, 2015 3:49:29 pm PDT #25862 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Congrats juliana! So happy for all of you!