Jayne: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first? Wash: It is her turn.

'Serenity'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - May 06, 2015 9:03:04 am PDT #25824 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Pet Naturals Hip + Joint for Cats has Glucosamine, Chondroitin and MSM.

This is actually what I bought a couple of days ago. Miss Kitty loves them. I haven't seen a change yet but I am so glad to hear such a glowing report. She is 13-ish (I can never remember).

I need to find someone local who can sew. We have one of the litter boxes in the downstairs powder room under the counter next to the toilet. It is big enough for the box, but awkward enough that a lid wouldn't work. Instead we want to put up a curtain because they like their privacy too. Since that is in the Harry Potter bathroom, we were thinking of a brick patterned fabric. Only cats can go to track 9 3/4. I doubt this is something we can find ready made...


Atropa - May 06, 2015 9:09:24 am PDT #25825 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I am going to be really glad when this weekend is over, because all the Mother's Day ads still make me sad.

some nameless horror that sneaked up behind Matt beside those darkened fields and hitched a psychic ride and is now wearing a cunning Matt disguise

I'm sure that didn't happen. Totally sure.

Hey "Matt", I need to talk to you about some summoning spells ...


Zenkitty - May 06, 2015 9:15:21 am PDT #25826 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I was always terrible at remembering Mother's Day in time to do anything. My sister would always have to remind me. Now I have a smartphone that could remind me, but no need for it anymore. That sucks. I'll be glad when all the advertising hype for it is over.


Burrell - May 06, 2015 9:36:10 am PDT #25827 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I used to make a brunch for my MiL on mother's day. Some years Franny decides to make me breakfast.


Burrell - May 06, 2015 9:38:03 am PDT #25828 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

shrift, Dear NSA is hilarious. Thank you!


sj - May 06, 2015 9:52:19 am PDT #25829 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Loving Dear NSA.


lisah - May 06, 2015 10:10:23 am PDT #25830 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Last hour at job! Already went to my last meeting. There's a farewell get together after work. I was kind of worried my boss would flake on setting something up. I did manage to do actual work today and I'm all packed. I guess I could take a nap. What could they do?!


-t - May 06, 2015 10:11:49 am PDT #25831 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

We were just saying that it's siesta time at my job. Nap for all of us, lisah!


Steph L. - May 06, 2015 10:15:34 am PDT #25832 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Get paid to nap!


tommyrot - May 06, 2015 10:30:04 am PDT #25833 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My boss has been using strike-anywhere matches to heat up some shrink tubing for an electronics project. So the office has a strong sulfur smell that's bringing back all these childhood memories of fireworks and setting stuff on fire.

We used to call strike-anywhere matches "farmer's matches"--anyone familiar with that phrase? My boss says they're illegal in New York.