I used to make a brunch for my MiL on mother's day. Some years Franny decides to make me breakfast.
Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.
Xander ,'Touched'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - May 06, 2015 9:36:10 am PDT #25827 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Burrell - May 06, 2015 9:38:03 am PDT #25828 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
shrift, Dear NSA is hilarious. Thank you!
sj - May 06, 2015 9:52:19 am PDT #25829 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Loving Dear NSA.
lisah - May 06, 2015 10:10:23 am PDT #25830 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Last hour at job! Already went to my last meeting. There's a farewell get together after work. I was kind of worried my boss would flake on setting something up. I did manage to do actual work today and I'm all packed. I guess I could take a nap. What could they do?!
-t - May 06, 2015 10:11:49 am PDT #25831 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
We were just saying that it's siesta time at my job. Nap for all of us, lisah!
Steph L. - May 06, 2015 10:15:34 am PDT #25832 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Get paid to nap!
tommyrot - May 06, 2015 10:30:04 am PDT #25833 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My boss has been using strike-anywhere matches to heat up some shrink tubing for an electronics project. So the office has a strong sulfur smell that's bringing back all these childhood memories of fireworks and setting stuff on fire.
We used to call strike-anywhere matches "farmer's matches"--anyone familiar with that phrase? My boss says they're illegal in New York.
brenda m - May 06, 2015 11:02:18 am PDT #25834 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hey, have I mentioned to y!all that I'm going to South Africa? I am! Out of spite!
brenda m - May 06, 2015 11:05:15 am PDT #25835 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I put in a bid at a silent auction for a 7 day deluxe safari trip. And won! But I really only bid because my work nemesis is super snooty about having been born there and going on safaris and twice has somehow gotten permission for 3 and 4 week trips which the rest of us have to cover. I was laughing about putting in a request for 11 weeks PTO. And then I won.
meara - May 06, 2015 11:18:20 am PDT #25836 of 30000
That's so awesome Brenda!! When are you going??