I am going to be really glad when this weekend is over, because all the Mother's Day ads still make me sad.
some nameless horror that sneaked up behind Matt beside those darkened fields and hitched a psychic ride and is now wearing a cunning Matt disguise
I'm sure that didn't happen. Totally sure.
Hey "Matt", I need to talk to you about some summoning spells ...
I was always terrible at remembering Mother's Day in time to do anything. My sister would always have to remind me. Now I have a smartphone that could remind me, but no need for it anymore. That sucks. I'll be glad when all the advertising hype for it is over.
I used to make a brunch for my MiL on mother's day. Some years Franny decides to make me breakfast.
shrift, Dear NSA is hilarious. Thank you!
Last hour at job! Already went to my last meeting. There's a farewell get together after work. I was kind of worried my boss would flake on setting something up. I did manage to do actual work today and I'm all packed. I guess I could take a nap. What could they do?!
We were just saying that it's siesta time at my job. Nap for all of us, lisah!
My boss has been using strike-anywhere matches to heat up some shrink tubing for an electronics project. So the office has a strong sulfur smell that's bringing back all these childhood memories of fireworks and setting stuff on fire.
We used to call strike-anywhere matches "farmer's matches"--anyone familiar with that phrase? My boss says they're illegal in New York.
Hey, have I mentioned to y!all that I'm going to South Africa? I am! Out of spite!