We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Apr 19, 2015 6:45:09 pm PDT #24828 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Oh, BTW, Jilli may want to stay away from the jewelry department of H&M. They now have necklaces with a huge jillifont, as well as matching earrings and rings.


SuziQ - Apr 19, 2015 6:57:33 pm PDT #24829 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm going to replace the locks myself. I have a box of tools and a box of cleaning supplies for Friday.

K-Bug and I got out for a bit, spent too much at Home Goods, and got pulled over by the police. Guess I made a rolling stop at a stop sign. I couldn't find my current insurance papers and learned that a person can get arrested for not having insurance documentation. I, thankfully, got off with a warning. Mind you, I was going 5 mph over the speed limit when he flipped on his lights AND neither K-Bug nor I had our seat belts on. Oooooops.


Theodosia - Apr 20, 2015 1:52:30 am PDT #24830 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Yikes on the seatbelts. I try to encourage my passengers to wear them (personal friends I insist ).


aurelia - Apr 20, 2015 2:28:24 am PDT #24831 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

My car makes an annoying enough warning noise that seatbelts are mandatory. I won't listen to that.


SuziQ - Apr 20, 2015 3:41:02 am PDT #24832 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

We are typically good about buckling up when we get in the car. I have no clue how we both ended up without. My car does make annoying noises if I do forget, but I honestly don't remember any dings. As I pulled over I had that "Oh sh*t" moment of not wearing my belt and then "double sh*t" when I realized K-Bug didn't have hers - just so not normal.


meara - Apr 20, 2015 4:47:56 am PDT #24833 of 30000

Ugh. Why did I think a 7am flight was a good plan? (I mean, better than the 6am flight my roommate was on (going a different place) but still).

Also wtf did I do to the muscles that attach my neck to my back? Ow!!

I did go dancing last night and have lots of fun, though. Which I couldn't have done if I had to fly in last night.


Jesse - Apr 20, 2015 5:47:29 am PDT #24834 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Fun dancing is fun! 7am flights, nsm.


Jesse - Apr 20, 2015 6:54:24 am PDT #24835 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know what the hell is going on out there today -- went to pick up my lunch, and there was a group of young women jammed into the foyer at Panera. As I passed, one was saying, "The only thing that made it worth it is I did a keg stand before the cops got there." And then there was a guy who I am sure was peeing against the wall of the building next to mine!


Nora Deirdre - Apr 20, 2015 7:19:48 am PDT #24836 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It's Marathon Monday, right?


Sheryl - Apr 20, 2015 7:24:01 am PDT #24837 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I'm at the airport, way early for my flight.(I gave myself a lot of time to get through customs, which turned out not to be necessary.)