Aw shoot. I'm going to have to check the whole fridge, aren't I?
Sooo, who wants to explain to Pete that from now on until possibly forever, he's going to have to get things out of the fridge for me?
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Atropa - Apr 19, 2015 5:26:45 pm PDT #24822 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Lee - Apr 19, 2015 5:54:44 pm PDT #24823 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Adult thing: Yesterday, I noticed that this year's car registration required a smog check, so I got it done this morning, even though the registration isn't due until mid-May. (the online system is down, so I can't pay the registration tonight, but still)
Less Adult: This afternoon I tripped over the shoes I left the front hall, and think I really screwed up my ankle.
Amy - Apr 19, 2015 5:59:53 pm PDT #24824 of 30000
Because books.
Oh dear. Ice?
shrift - Apr 19, 2015 6:01:35 pm PDT #24825 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Aww, shoes, no.
My dead desktop computer just fits inside my largest suitcase, so I'll be transporting it to the office for recycling that way. It's dorky, but the suitcase has wheels so it's probably the best transport method outside of getting a Zipcar.
Una - Apr 19, 2015 6:24:12 pm PDT #24826 of 30000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
Aw shoot. I'm going to have to check the whole fridge, aren't I?
Probably not a great time to point out this tweet from Wil Wheaton?
Ginger - Apr 19, 2015 6:32:38 pm PDT #24827 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My dead desktop computer just fits inside my largest suitcase, so I'll be transporting it to the office for recycling that way
You can tell people you're running away from home.
Vortex - Apr 19, 2015 6:45:09 pm PDT #24828 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Oh, BTW, Jilli may want to stay away from the jewelry department of H&M. They now have necklaces with a huge jillifont, as well as matching earrings and rings.
SuziQ - Apr 19, 2015 6:57:33 pm PDT #24829 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I'm going to replace the locks myself. I have a box of tools and a box of cleaning supplies for Friday.
K-Bug and I got out for a bit, spent too much at Home Goods, and got pulled over by the police. Guess I made a rolling stop at a stop sign. I couldn't find my current insurance papers and learned that a person can get arrested for not having insurance documentation. I, thankfully, got off with a warning. Mind you, I was going 5 mph over the speed limit when he flipped on his lights AND neither K-Bug nor I had our seat belts on. Oooooops.
Theodosia - Apr 20, 2015 1:52:30 am PDT #24830 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Yikes on the seatbelts. I try to encourage my passengers to wear them (personal friends I insist ).
aurelia - Apr 20, 2015 2:28:24 am PDT #24831 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
My car makes an annoying enough warning noise that seatbelts are mandatory. I won't listen to that.