For folks having a bad day--would slapping a guy in the face with an eel help?
The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.
Buffy ,'First Date'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2015 7:23:19 am PDT #23764 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
WindSparrow - Apr 06, 2015 7:32:37 am PDT #23765 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
That poor guy!
Lemme go do that again in a minute....
Lee - Apr 06, 2015 7:35:49 am PDT #23766 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sleeping would be so much better than being at work.
I woke up with an extreme case of the Do Not Wannas. I eventually hauled myself out of bed and went to work (snip) sometimes it feels like I'm being followed around at work by a pack of yappy dogs.
As much as I agree with msbelle, I think I agree with shrift more.
Jesse - Apr 06, 2015 7:54:04 am PDT #23767 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
For folks having a bad day--would slapping a guy in the face with an eel help?
That was amazing. Just going back and forth, fast or slow -- it's very soothing.
Dana - Apr 06, 2015 8:09:50 am PDT #23768 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Today is not a productive day. It is a day for carefully packing my lunch and then leaving it at home.
Connie Neil - Apr 06, 2015 8:20:22 am PDT #23769 of 30000
brillig
I understand the eel guy only got slapped once--plus rehearsals--but I feel like he should get royalties for how many times I went back and forth in slow motion.
Laura - Apr 06, 2015 8:54:04 am PDT #23770 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
In case Amy has a chance to make it here after a busy day eating cake, Happy Birthday!
Zenkitty - Apr 06, 2015 9:03:09 am PDT #23771 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
eel slap
Yes, that's better. Thanks.
flea - Apr 06, 2015 9:08:53 am PDT #23772 of 30000
information libertarian
Last night I had my first celebrity sex dream that included actually having sex with the celebrity in question (usually we hold hands and talk about our feelings.) The celebrity in question was Nathan Fillion.
I woke up and basically my first thought was "msbelle is going to kill me."
Jesse - Apr 06, 2015 9:10:06 am PDT #23773 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was going to natter in Literary, but thought I would bring it over here instead. In church the other week, we sang a gay-liberation-related hymn from the 80s that includes these lyrics:
We are man and we are woman, all persuasions, old and young
And I immediately thought, there is no way someone progressive writing a hymn that alludes to sexual politics today would include "we are man and we are woman," because what about everyone else?? And then I wondered if I've been spending too much time on Tumblr.