Today is not a productive day. It is a day for carefully packing my lunch and then leaving it at home.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Apr 06, 2015 8:09:50 am PDT #23768 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Connie Neil - Apr 06, 2015 8:20:22 am PDT #23769 of 30000
brillig
I understand the eel guy only got slapped once--plus rehearsals--but I feel like he should get royalties for how many times I went back and forth in slow motion.
Laura - Apr 06, 2015 8:54:04 am PDT #23770 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
In case Amy has a chance to make it here after a busy day eating cake, Happy Birthday!
Zenkitty - Apr 06, 2015 9:03:09 am PDT #23771 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
eel slap
Yes, that's better. Thanks.
flea - Apr 06, 2015 9:08:53 am PDT #23772 of 30000
information libertarian
Last night I had my first celebrity sex dream that included actually having sex with the celebrity in question (usually we hold hands and talk about our feelings.) The celebrity in question was Nathan Fillion.
I woke up and basically my first thought was "msbelle is going to kill me."
Jesse - Apr 06, 2015 9:10:06 am PDT #23773 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was going to natter in Literary, but thought I would bring it over here instead. In church the other week, we sang a gay-liberation-related hymn from the 80s that includes these lyrics:
We are man and we are woman, all persuasions, old and young
And I immediately thought, there is no way someone progressive writing a hymn that alludes to sexual politics today would include "we are man and we are woman," because what about everyone else?? And then I wondered if I've been spending too much time on Tumblr.
Jesse - Apr 06, 2015 9:10:34 am PDT #23774 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Last night I had my first celebrity sex dream that included actually having sex with the celebrity in question (usually we hold hands and talk about our feelings.) The celebrity in question was Nathan Fillion.
I woke up and basically my first thought was "msbelle is going to kill me."
That is fantastic.
-t - Apr 06, 2015 9:12:12 am PDT #23775 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I woke up and basically my first thought was "msbelle is going to kill me."
Ahahahahaha!
Unrelatedly, happy Amy cake day!
megan walker - Apr 06, 2015 9:13:17 am PDT #23776 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Incredible how msbelle can make an 8-hour car trip fly by. She really is The Nicest. Just edging out my lovely hostess smonster of course. Thanks also to Nora and Tom for a fabulous (though too brief) stay in NOLA. Tired now.
Burrell - Apr 06, 2015 9:13:25 am PDT #23777 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That's hilarious, flea.