Burrell, how soon can you get it checked?

I'm supposed to get my skin checked every 6 months regardless, and the next is scheduled to be in 2 months. I could probably call up and get that rescheduled for earlier, but my dermatologist is busy so probably still a month wait. And I definitely want to see my guy because he has a reputation for being able to diagnose cancer on sight with a ridiculous degree of accuracy.

Just caught a lizard in the house.

Seriously, I got two cats here, and I'm the one who catches the lizard?!?

Slackers.

We used to have a LOT of tailless lizards running around.

Seriously, I got two cats here, and I'm the one who catches the lizard?!?

The cats are probably saying to each other "Two-legs finally caught one!"

I could send you my son. He and his BF like nothing better than to run around catching lizards (green anoles, which despite not being rated for our climate are very abundant in our neighborhood).

I have just discovered a weird skin thing on my collarbone. Thanks to the basal cell carcinoma I had removed last year, I am mildly worried that it is skin cancer. Again.

If it makes you feel better to have company, I have to have skin cancers removed on a regular basis. I think the first time was seven years ago, and now it's just another thing I have to do. I see my dermatologist every 6 months. She removes what she can in the office (which is most of it) and sends me to the oncologist as needed. It's just become another part of my routine. I like to stay on top of it in stark contrast to my friend (step-fatherish) Charlie who had to have major facial and scalp surgery nearly two years ago because he let small things.....grow. For 20 years.

I love how everyone is jumping to defend my lazy cats, but NOT BUYING IT! Lizard had all his parts attached, tail included. And kitties are too busy napping in the sun to notice.

drop the lizard on them.

"That's not our responsibility," he said. "We don't provide student services to bigots."

Well done, indeed. That makes my day.