I love how everyone is jumping to defend my lazy cats, but NOT BUYING IT! Lizard had all his parts attached, tail included. And kitties are too busy napping in the sun to notice.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Mar 09, 2015 9:46:22 am PDT #21748 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2015 9:48:32 am PDT #21749 of 30000
brillig
drop the lizard on them.
Zenkitty - Mar 09, 2015 9:57:14 am PDT #21750 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
"That's not our responsibility," he said. "We don't provide student services to bigots."
Well done, indeed. That makes my day.
sj - Mar 09, 2015 10:19:43 am PDT #21751 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Good response, University of Oklahoma.
According to Twitter the entire plaza here in town where my market is located has been evacuated because the roof has begun collapsing. This really has been a hell of a winter.
WindSparrow - Mar 09, 2015 10:22:14 am PDT #21752 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
That is one lucky lizard. 'Round here, he'd be a fond memory of snacks gone by. Prey drives: My cats have them.
Jesse - Mar 09, 2015 10:26:55 am PDT #21753 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Business cards for comic book people: [link]
-t - Mar 09, 2015 10:28:17 am PDT #21754 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yikes, sj!
And kitties are too busy napping in the sun to notice.
They're playing a long game. Saying to themselves "to catch a lizard, we must think like a lizard. What do lizards like to do? Lie in the sun..."
sj - Mar 09, 2015 10:29:49 am PDT #21755 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I don't think anyone was hurt, but someone was apparently on the roof clearing off ice when the roof began to collapse underneath him.
Jesse - Mar 09, 2015 10:32:21 am PDT #21756 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So now I have two internal candidates for an open position. That's even stickier!
aurelia - Mar 09, 2015 11:01:14 am PDT #21757 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Dir.'s, Des. Mtr, TD, PM, PSM, SSM, AAVE, COstume Designers, Props Master, MST Electrician.
I don't know Des. Mtr, SSM, or AAVE. And the last one could've just been ME.
They're playing a long game. Saying to themselves "to catch a lizard, we must think like a lizard. What do lizards like to do? Lie in the sun..."
Ha!