There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Feb 25, 2015 5:46:36 am PST #20446 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

beth, we get that a lot at the library bookstore I work at because we sell things pulled from the library shelves there. I try to tell them that usually at least one copy remains within the library lending system, so patrons still have access to the book if they need it. Plus, there is just not unlimited space at our little library. I'm sorry you have to deal with this on your day off.


meara - Feb 25, 2015 5:47:21 am PST #20447 of 30000

Yes, there's several new "float tank" places in Seattle, but I wonder how well they're doing since they always seem to be running a groupon. It's something I want to try though.


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2015 5:49:01 am PST #20448 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

they always seem to be running a groupon.

I said this on FB: I just got a Groupon offer for Butt Shack BBQ Grill, and my inner 12-year-old is fighting it out with my inner Homer Simpson. (Basically, "LOL, butts!" "Mmmmmm...BBQ...")


msbelle - Feb 25, 2015 5:49:17 am PST #20449 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Just don't go all Altered States on us.

After 2 days in my house, my belief that I should get rid of half the stuff in said house is completely reinforced. All I msnaged to get out yesterday was 6 used up ink cartridges, but I am making a plan to get rid of more. There are bags started for thrift store as well as half price books, so that is an easy step. I really missed an opportunity to do eBay listings yesterday, but will try not to beat myself up too badly. Laziness happens.


amyth - Feb 25, 2015 5:54:12 am PST #20450 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Glam, did you say Laura was planning to go to Kim Gordon's book signing tonight? I am trying to decide whether to go because of our predicted 8-12 inches of snow.


-t - Feb 25, 2015 5:54:54 am PST #20451 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I really hope Butt Shack BBQ uses Love Shack in its advertising.

Sorry people are being nasty about the library, beth.


P.M. Marc - Feb 25, 2015 5:55:59 am PST #20452 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, Ruby Rose is... mmm. Yes, yes, yes.

Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.

NOT ALL MARRIED CRUSHES.

Seriously, just picture him saying not all men a lot.


Calli - Feb 25, 2015 6:10:27 am PST #20453 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.

When I had a crush on a married man, my BFF looked me in the eye and said, "He has non-consensual sex with Smurfs." and then she did a spot-on imitation of Smurfette saying, "Eric, no!"

The combination of horrible and ridiculous laid me out laughing. I couldn't stand for several minutes. And I couldn't look at my former crush without wanting to crack up for months. Totally cured the crush.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 25, 2015 6:12:43 am PST #20454 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I want to be in the float the RIGHT NOW!!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 25, 2015 6:12:51 am PST #20455 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Making him into a laughingstock is probably the best route, but if that fails try visualizing really disgusting personal hygeine, like chewing his toenails instead of trimming them.