Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Feb 25, 2015 5:49:17 am PST #20449 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Just don't go all Altered States on us.

After 2 days in my house, my belief that I should get rid of half the stuff in said house is completely reinforced. All I msnaged to get out yesterday was 6 used up ink cartridges, but I am making a plan to get rid of more. There are bags started for thrift store as well as half price books, so that is an easy step. I really missed an opportunity to do eBay listings yesterday, but will try not to beat myself up too badly. Laziness happens.


amyth - Feb 25, 2015 5:54:12 am PST #20450 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Glam, did you say Laura was planning to go to Kim Gordon's book signing tonight? I am trying to decide whether to go because of our predicted 8-12 inches of snow.


-t - Feb 25, 2015 5:54:54 am PST #20451 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I really hope Butt Shack BBQ uses Love Shack in its advertising.

Sorry people are being nasty about the library, beth.


P.M. Marc - Feb 25, 2015 5:55:59 am PST #20452 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, Ruby Rose is... mmm. Yes, yes, yes.

Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.

NOT ALL MARRIED CRUSHES.

Seriously, just picture him saying not all men a lot.


Calli - Feb 25, 2015 6:10:27 am PST #20453 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.

When I had a crush on a married man, my BFF looked me in the eye and said, "He has non-consensual sex with Smurfs." and then she did a spot-on imitation of Smurfette saying, "Eric, no!"

The combination of horrible and ridiculous laid me out laughing. I couldn't stand for several minutes. And I couldn't look at my former crush without wanting to crack up for months. Totally cured the crush.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 25, 2015 6:12:43 am PST #20454 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I want to be in the float the RIGHT NOW!!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 25, 2015 6:12:51 am PST #20455 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Making him into a laughingstock is probably the best route, but if that fails try visualizing really disgusting personal hygeine, like chewing his toenails instead of trimming them.


Allyson - Feb 25, 2015 6:18:48 am PST #20456 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lulz! I do feel like a terrible person.


Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2015 6:21:21 am PST #20457 of 30000
brillig

Oh, I slept so well last night! It's sad that this is post-worthy. But I figured out the best ratio of pillows behind my back and folded up blanket under my knees, and I didn't hurt at all when I got up. I don't think I moved at all last night, just slept.


Glamcookie - Feb 25, 2015 6:38:03 am PST #20458 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Glam, did you say Laura was planning to go to Kim Gordon's book signing tonight? I am trying to decide whether to go because of our predicted 8-12 inches of snow.

She was planning to go, but I think we'll play it by ear. Damn it.