Just don't go all Altered States on us.
After 2 days in my house, my belief that I should get rid of half the stuff in said house is completely reinforced. All I msnaged to get out yesterday was 6 used up ink cartridges, but I am making a plan to get rid of more. There are bags started for thrift store as well as half price books, so that is an easy step. I really missed an opportunity to do eBay listings yesterday, but will try not to beat myself up too badly. Laziness happens.
Glam, did you say Laura was planning to go to Kim Gordon's book signing tonight? I am trying to decide whether to go because of our predicted 8-12 inches of snow.
I really hope Butt Shack BBQ uses Love Shack in its advertising.
Sorry people are being nasty about the library, beth.
Yeah, Ruby Rose is... mmm. Yes, yes, yes.
Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.
NOT ALL MARRIED CRUSHES.
Seriously, just picture him saying not all men a lot.
Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.
When I had a crush on a married man, my BFF looked me in the eye and said, "He has non-consensual sex with Smurfs." and then she did a spot-on imitation of Smurfette saying, "Eric, no!"
The combination of horrible and ridiculous laid me out laughing. I couldn't stand for several minutes. And I couldn't look at my former crush without wanting to crack up for months. Totally cured the crush.
I want to be in the float the RIGHT NOW!!!
Making him into a laughingstock is probably the best route, but if that fails try visualizing really disgusting personal hygeine, like chewing his toenails instead of trimming them.
Lulz! I do feel like a terrible person.
Oh, I slept so well last night! It's sad that this is post-worthy. But I figured out the best ratio of pillows behind my back and folded up blanket under my knees, and I didn't hurt at all when I got up. I don't think I moved at all last night, just slept.
Glam, did you say Laura was planning to go to Kim Gordon's book signing tonight? I am trying to decide whether to go because of our predicted 8-12 inches of snow.
She was planning to go, but I think we'll play it by ear. Damn it.