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msbelle - Feb 25, 2015 5:49:17 am PST #20449 of 30000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Just don't go all Altered States on us.

After 2 days in my house, my belief that I should get rid of half the stuff in said house is completely reinforced. All I msnaged to get out yesterday was 6 used up ink cartridges, but I am making a plan to get rid of more. There are bags started for thrift store as well as half price books, so that is an easy step. I really missed an opportunity to do eBay listings yesterday, but will try not to beat myself up too badly. Laziness happens.

amyth - Feb 25, 2015 5:54:12 am PST #20450 of 30000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Glam, did you say Laura was planning to go to Kim Gordon's book signing tonight? I am trying to decide whether to go because of our predicted 8-12 inches of snow.

-t - Feb 25, 2015 5:54:54 am PST #20451 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I really hope Butt Shack BBQ uses Love Shack in its advertising.

Sorry people are being nasty about the library, beth.

P.M. Marc - Feb 25, 2015 5:55:59 am PST #20452 of 30000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, Ruby Rose is... mmm. Yes, yes, yes.

Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.

NOT ALL MARRIED CRUSHES.

Seriously, just picture him saying not all men a lot.

Calli - Feb 25, 2015 6:10:27 am PST #20453 of 30000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.

When I had a crush on a married man, my BFF looked me in the eye and said, "He has non-consensual sex with Smurfs." and then she did a spot-on imitation of Smurfette saying, "Eric, no!"

The combination of horrible and ridiculous laid me out laughing. I couldn't stand for several minutes. And I couldn't look at my former crush without wanting to crack up for months. Totally cured the crush.

Sophia Brooks - Feb 25, 2015 6:12:43 am PST #20454 of 30000

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I want to be in the float the RIGHT NOW!!!

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 25, 2015 6:12:51 am PST #20455 of 30000

Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Making him into a laughingstock is probably the best route, but if that fails try visualizing really disgusting personal hygeine, like chewing his toenails instead of trimming them.

Allyson - Feb 25, 2015 6:18:48 am PST #20456 of 30000

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lulz! I do feel like a terrible person.

Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2015 6:21:21 am PST #20457 of 30000

brillig

Oh, I slept so well last night! It's sad that this is post-worthy. But I figured out the best ratio of pillows behind my back and folded up blanket under my knees, and I didn't hurt at all when I got up. I don't think I moved at all last night, just slept.

Glamcookie - Feb 25, 2015 6:38:03 am PST #20458 of 30000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Glam, did you say Laura was planning to go to Kim Gordon's book signing tonight? I am trying to decide whether to go because of our predicted 8-12 inches of snow.

She was planning to go, but I think we'll play it by ear. Damn it.

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