I really hope Butt Shack BBQ uses Love Shack in its advertising.
Sorry people are being nasty about the library, beth.
I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Feb 25, 2015 5:54:54 am PST #20451 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
P.M. Marc - Feb 25, 2015 5:55:59 am PST #20452 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Yeah, Ruby Rose is... mmm. Yes, yes, yes.
Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.
NOT ALL MARRIED CRUSHES.
Seriously, just picture him saying not all men a lot.
Calli - Feb 25, 2015 6:10:27 am PST #20453 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.
When I had a crush on a married man, my BFF looked me in the eye and said, "He has non-consensual sex with Smurfs." and then she did a spot-on imitation of Smurfette saying, "Eric, no!"
The combination of horrible and ridiculous laid me out laughing. I couldn't stand for several minutes. And I couldn't look at my former crush without wanting to crack up for months. Totally cured the crush.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 25, 2015 6:12:43 am PST #20454 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I want to be in the float the RIGHT NOW!!!
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 25, 2015 6:12:51 am PST #20455 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Making him into a laughingstock is probably the best route, but if that fails try visualizing really disgusting personal hygeine, like chewing his toenails instead of trimming them.
Allyson - Feb 25, 2015 6:18:48 am PST #20456 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Lulz! I do feel like a terrible person.
Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2015 6:21:21 am PST #20457 of 30000
brillig
Oh, I slept so well last night! It's sad that this is post-worthy. But I figured out the best ratio of pillows behind my back and folded up blanket under my knees, and I didn't hurt at all when I got up. I don't think I moved at all last night, just slept.
Glamcookie - Feb 25, 2015 6:38:03 am PST #20458 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Glam, did you say Laura was planning to go to Kim Gordon's book signing tonight? I am trying to decide whether to go because of our predicted 8-12 inches of snow.
She was planning to go, but I think we'll play it by ear. Damn it.
Glamcookie - Feb 25, 2015 6:39:42 am PST #20459 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Also, 8-12"????? Seriously?????
Kat - Feb 25, 2015 6:41:19 am PST #20460 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Helene Fisher was talking about one-sided "being in love." The point she made, which I thought was sort of brilliant, is that when it happens, instead of fighting it, you can enjoy all of the "being in love" junk as long as you accept that you're the only one feeling it.
Easier said than done.
My purple shoes are helping my plantar fasciitis, except I have very few opportunities/outfits with which to wear purple running shoes. Today, I have one cropped jeans, a white oxford with 3/4 sleeves and one of ita's black and purple ties. But when I got in the car, I realized I was lipstick free so I stopped at Walgreens to remedy, which made me vaguely late. I like the fact that my new gig means I can stop on my way to work, but it does make me late more often than I'd like.