Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sparky1 - Feb 19, 2015 5:25:04 am PST #19751 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Poor dogs. Poor people worried about their dogs.


-t - Feb 19, 2015 5:26:00 am PST #19752 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, no, brenda!


Lee - Feb 19, 2015 5:32:24 am PST #19753 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

OMG, I hate everything and am fantasizing about spraining my ankle or something else minor that still means I can't go to work for a while. I guess I could use a vacation?

I was just thinking a stomach bug might not be so bad right now.


Jesse - Feb 19, 2015 5:40:53 am PST #19754 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Lee, maybe we can just plan a day off instead?


Sue - Feb 19, 2015 5:51:12 am PST #19755 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I haven't left the house since Saturday. Stupid winter. Stupid cold. The only good thing about this cold is that I am miserable enough not to think about how miserable winter is. But I cannot recommend it...last night I got almost no sleep because I couldn't lie down without coughing. Even being propped up by money pillows wasn't helping. Finally, taking more cough medicine than was probably safe and some tea with honey let me get a few hours of sleep.


msbelle - Feb 19, 2015 5:59:19 am PST #19756 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I would like some of those money pillows.


Steph L. - Feb 19, 2015 6:03:36 am PST #19757 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My pillows have no money. They are really failing.

Slightly related: people, my magical heated mattress pad is on its last leg! It has a setting that will turn itself off after 10 hours if you don't turn it off before that. However, now it's started turning itself off after 3 or 4 hours. I think that may be a sign it's time to get a new one. I mean, I'm *glad* it's turning itself off early if that means we won't get flambeed while we sleep. But clearly it's time to get a new, presumably safer, one.

And really, it's 7 years old, which is probably an exceptionally long run for a heated mattress pad.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2015 6:05:37 am PST #19758 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And really, it's 7 years old, which is probably an exceptionally long run for a heated mattress pad.

It's just a case of the seven year heated mattress itch.

(Now that sounds wrong.)


Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2015 6:09:42 am PST #19759 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I haven't left the house since Monday, myself, except to bring the trash bin up on Tuesday. That was enough. Cold and windy. Today it's 11 degrees. But it's supposed to be 50 on Sunday! Please let that be the end of winter.

I hope those poor dogs get back to their owners, and the humans gett back home safely too. What a terrible thing.


brenda m - Feb 19, 2015 6:15:23 am PST #19760 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I just wish it wasn't so cold out. Poor little boos.