Just keep walking, preacher-man.

River ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2015 6:05:37 am PST #19758 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And really, it's 7 years old, which is probably an exceptionally long run for a heated mattress pad.

It's just a case of the seven year heated mattress itch.

(Now that sounds wrong.)


Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2015 6:09:42 am PST #19759 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I haven't left the house since Monday, myself, except to bring the trash bin up on Tuesday. That was enough. Cold and windy. Today it's 11 degrees. But it's supposed to be 50 on Sunday! Please let that be the end of winter.

I hope those poor dogs get back to their owners, and the humans gett back home safely too. What a terrible thing.


brenda m - Feb 19, 2015 6:15:23 am PST #19760 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I just wish it wasn't so cold out. Poor little boos.


-t - Feb 19, 2015 6:30:32 am PST #19761 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I should probably feel guilty that it is relatively warm here, just foggy, and that I have the day off tomorrow. But I don't. Wish I could share, though!

The filter is breaking on the french press I use at work, though. It's not like I don't have any trials and tribulations.


shrift - Feb 19, 2015 6:36:05 am PST #19762 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

No sign of van or dogs yet.

Oh, no! Doggies!

I put on my epic winter coat and begrudgingly came to the office today. I see a lot of empty desks from people who probably are working from home. I would have done that, but I have meetings to run and it's awkward to do that from a laptop with cats on your keyboard.

I just chatted with an internal recruiter, and I guess my Dublin interview went better than I thought. They think I'm good and are trying to find a role for me, since the one I interviewed for was too junior for my experience level.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 19, 2015 6:38:11 am PST #19763 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Who carjacks puppies!?!? Poor little boos.

It is cold outside, but hot in my office.


Jesse - Feb 19, 2015 6:40:10 am PST #19764 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Who carjacks puppies!?!?

An asshole, that's who!

I just overheard the person who sends the emails about our office being open (every day but one so far this winter) talking about how she's been mostly working from home for weeks. Fuck you, lady!


Sue - Feb 19, 2015 6:47:57 am PST #19765 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I will blame the money pillows on the drugs. Sadly, all my pillows are just filled with feathers.


Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2015 6:58:11 am PST #19766 of 30000
brillig

Several years ago, in New York, Siegfried and Roy had a van containing some of their tigers stolen. They went on all the TV and radio stations begging the thieves to return the van and for God's sake, don't open the back doors. About half an hour later an anonymous call came into the police saying the van was in a particular alley. Tigers were all safe, no one was reported to have been nibbled on.


Calli - Feb 19, 2015 6:59:11 am PST #19767 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Who carjacks puppies!?!?

Someone destined for the special hell.