She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Feb 17, 2015 1:23:24 pm PST #19584 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Amych, I'm so sorry. I hope you have a restful week and find a fabulous new job after that.


javachik - Feb 17, 2015 1:24:01 pm PST #19585 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Gotcha. Makes sense. I liked some things about consulting (I didn't mind the business side at all) but I do prefer having a team.


Jesse - Feb 17, 2015 1:30:34 pm PST #19586 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh no, amych! Good luck.


amych - Feb 17, 2015 1:32:17 pm PST #19587 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

btw, Buffistas are awesome.


Calli - Feb 17, 2015 1:48:23 pm PST #19588 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, amych. That does suck. When you're ready to start looking, let me know if you'd like me to share leads. In my search I find a lot of things that I'm not quite right for, but you might be.


amyth - Feb 17, 2015 1:54:59 pm PST #19589 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh no amych!!! That sucks so much. Wishing you all the best.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2015 2:46:49 pm PST #19590 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Holy crap, I had trouble unlocking the door to my apartment when I got home tonight, and then walked in to this: [link] [link]

At first I thought my place had been broken into and ransacked, but as I looked around it became clear that valuables hadn't been touched and the havoc was confined to the living room. So apparently my cats threw some kind of unholy fit that included flinging a couch cushion heavier than the two of them put together to the floor and somehow unlocking the arm frame of my sofa.


Beverly - Feb 17, 2015 2:48:00 pm PST #19591 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

How big are these cats, Matt?


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2015 2:49:41 pm PST #19592 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Medium size, about 9 lbs. each. If there were a sizeable dog in the apartment I guess this wouldn't surprise me, but it looks like a human being went on an angry bender in there.


Anne W. - Feb 17, 2015 2:50:19 pm PST #19593 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Good lord! Was one of those kittens exposed to gamma radiation at some point?