Good lord! Was one of those kittens exposed to gamma radiation at some point?
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Anne W. - Feb 17, 2015 2:50:19 pm PST #19593 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
meara - Feb 17, 2015 2:50:37 pm PST #19594 of 30000
Holy crap, Matt, that's nuts! Glad it wasn't actually broken into, at least.
amyth - Feb 17, 2015 2:53:35 pm PST #19595 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Matt, !!!!!
Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2015 2:57:32 pm PST #19596 of 30000
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I think the attack cats would eat a burglar, by the sound of it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2015 3:03:34 pm PST #19597 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Burglars would only need to fear picking Molly up, which is usually what it takes to turn her into a cartoon Tasmanian devil. They run and hide if anyone besides me enters the apartment, and Jackson only overcomes his fear if he hears his food dish being filled.
sarameg - Feb 17, 2015 3:13:20 pm PST #19598 of 30000
amych, I'm sorry.
Matt, I'm...not surprised. I've come home to serious mayhem. And been home for it. (Last week, Loki knocked a vase off a shelf I didn't know he could reach. And knocked over an armchair in his escape. At 5:30 am.) I need to see the mugshots of the culprits.
Still weirdly sore from the snow. I attended all of my meetings lying flat on the floor because that seemed to help. Though fumbling to unmute myself was annoying.
Jesse - Feb 17, 2015 3:15:39 pm PST #19599 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yikes, Matt!
aurelia - Feb 17, 2015 3:18:09 pm PST #19600 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
That is impressive, Matt! R & G manage to move furniture around quite a bit in the way they leap off. Gilda's favorite trick is to jump on the back of my office chair in a way that makes it roll across the room and spin around at the same time.
Amy - Feb 17, 2015 3:23:57 pm PST #19601 of 30000
Because books.
Whoa. Those are some hardcore cats.
EpicTangent - Feb 17, 2015 3:27:30 pm PST #19602 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I attended all of my meetings lying flat on the floor because that seemed to help.
This was a much funnier picture before I remembered that you were on phone conferences. I mean, I'm pretty casual in the workplace, but I have yet to attend a meeting from the floor of the conference room. (Feel better soon!)