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Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2015 2:46:49 pm PST #19590 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Holy crap, I had trouble unlocking the door to my apartment when I got home tonight, and then walked in to this: [link] [link]

At first I thought my place had been broken into and ransacked, but as I looked around it became clear that valuables hadn't been touched and the havoc was confined to the living room. So apparently my cats threw some kind of unholy fit that included flinging a couch cushion heavier than the two of them put together to the floor and somehow unlocking the arm frame of my sofa.


Beverly - Feb 17, 2015 2:48:00 pm PST #19591 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

How big are these cats, Matt?


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2015 2:49:41 pm PST #19592 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Medium size, about 9 lbs. each. If there were a sizeable dog in the apartment I guess this wouldn't surprise me, but it looks like a human being went on an angry bender in there.


Anne W. - Feb 17, 2015 2:50:19 pm PST #19593 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Good lord! Was one of those kittens exposed to gamma radiation at some point?


meara - Feb 17, 2015 2:50:37 pm PST #19594 of 30000

Holy crap, Matt, that's nuts! Glad it wasn't actually broken into, at least.


amyth - Feb 17, 2015 2:53:35 pm PST #19595 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Matt, !!!!!


Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2015 2:57:32 pm PST #19596 of 30000
brillig

I think the attack cats would eat a burglar, by the sound of it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2015 3:03:34 pm PST #19597 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Burglars would only need to fear picking Molly up, which is usually what it takes to turn her into a cartoon Tasmanian devil. They run and hide if anyone besides me enters the apartment, and Jackson only overcomes his fear if he hears his food dish being filled.


sarameg - Feb 17, 2015 3:13:20 pm PST #19598 of 30000

amych, I'm sorry.

Matt, I'm...not surprised. I've come home to serious mayhem. And been home for it. (Last week, Loki knocked a vase off a shelf I didn't know he could reach. And knocked over an armchair in his escape. At 5:30 am.) I need to see the mugshots of the culprits.

Still weirdly sore from the snow. I attended all of my meetings lying flat on the floor because that seemed to help. Though fumbling to unmute myself was annoying.


Jesse - Feb 17, 2015 3:15:39 pm PST #19599 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yikes, Matt!