Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Feb 09, 2015 7:05:57 am PST #18679 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh dear, Maria.

I need to remember to bring some Claritin in to the office so when I forget to take it at home it'll be here. My body has just reminded me.


Zenkitty - Feb 09, 2015 7:06:30 am PST #18680 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Am dressed and ready to go to work myself, except there's a cat on my lap.

OH NO. Were you able to make it out okay? Should we send help?

Glad I stopped watching Downton. Edith was the last character I actually liked.

Maria, that sucks. Sorry your counterpart got future-endeavored (great turn of phrase though). Does this mean there are no plans to replace him/her and it's all you now?


Sophia Brooks - Feb 09, 2015 7:07:45 am PST #18681 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That does not sound good, Maria.

What does "future endeavored" mean?


-t - Feb 09, 2015 7:08:29 am PST #18682 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Zen, she obligingly moved to the writing desk and let me leave. I was only a little late.


shrift - Feb 09, 2015 7:09:50 am PST #18683 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I expressed interest in a position located in Dublin the other day. They want to do a quick interview this week. It's good that I'll be in NYC because that will cut an hour off the time difference.


Maria - Feb 09, 2015 7:14:02 am PST #18684 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I know how that feels, and it is a super sucky feeling. I hope you are able/allowed to push back a bit and have others share the burden soon!!

Yeah. We were friends. As for sharing the burden, we'll see.

Does this mean there are no plans to replace him/her and it's all you now?

Just got off the phone with my VP. Nope. The entire country is mine. "This may be just a one-person job for the amount of government business that's out there."

Is it too early to start drinking heavily?


Maria - Feb 09, 2015 7:15:36 am PST #18685 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

What does "future endeavored" mean?

Sophia, my counterpart is no longer with the company but "we wish her well in her future endeavors."


tommyrot - Feb 09, 2015 7:17:02 am PST #18686 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good luck on the interview, shrift! Dublin would be awesome, right?


amych - Feb 09, 2015 7:19:25 am PST #18687 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

my counterpart is no longer with the company but "we wish her well in her future endeavors."

Holy crap that's the creepiest business euphemism yet.


Maria - Feb 09, 2015 7:20:02 am PST #18688 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

OK, now I've caught up and had my mini-freakout.

Jesse, that is terrible that you had to work today. Please be safe getting home.

Job~ma, shrift. I'd love to work in Europe, and it's an added bonus that it gets you out of your current toxic environment.